"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Amoral Wasteland?

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Rollo Tomassi said:
My pesonal favorite:
Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.
Proverbs 21:9
I think I read a variation of this one that went; better to have dry bread in the corner of an attic than steak in a house full of trouble.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Warrior74

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Morality is just a nice way of saying, "we've already learned from experience that these sorts of behaviors don't tend to turn out well, it would be easier/better for you to just avoid doing that, but the choice is yours".

Centuries of humans watching human behavior and the consequences ftw.
 
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