The age of robots killing its operators has come

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

as arnie said "i'll be back"

http://www.switched.com/2007/10/19/nine-killed-when-robot-cannon-flips-out/

 

[D!ck Ramsey]

I heard about this. Really upsetting news

Though I am not sure what is more disturbing, that or this:

http://www.livescience.com/technology/071012-robot-marriage.html

 

[Ace of Flames]

I can top you both. What would be the most disturbing of all, is if your two stories were to combine.

You're there banging your robot, then it malfunctions and the suction feature of the robot vagina overloads, and rips your d!ck off. Ouch.

I'll stick with real, sane women, that'll only kill me if I do something wrong, instead of just randomly going crazy. Lol. I don't think I could get off by pleasing a robot.

 

[DJDamage]

Must have been an Ed-209

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0kWgcIlWn0

talk about life imitating arts, we are not just getting there, we are there.

 

[joekerr31]

if they made life like women robots who could talk and screw and do the dishes, i'd tell ya exactly what would happen.

first everyone would poo poo them.

then some guys would start buying them.

then the guys who hadn't bought them would start noticing how happy the guys who had bought them suddenly were becoming.

then those guys would buy them also.

then women would start sh*tting their pants and would start treating men like the prize they are.

because while men would buy these robots, women wouldn't buy the male versions. because women want 'real' interaction, whereas there are PLENTY of men who would be happy with a life like robot who looks like pamela anderson to get their rocks off.

yes, men would still want to interact with real women, but they wouldn't be anywhere near as desperate as they are today. and as a result, women would lose all power over men.

 

[bigjohnson]

That's why men are gonna invent robots like this.

 

[DJDamage]

That's why men are gonna invent robots like this.

Revenge of the nerds.

Yes I would like to order the Cindy Crawford model with the Jenna Jameson abilities :crackup:.

 

[joekerr31]

they would have to be 'life like'. they make women dolls now that cost like a 5 grand or something. but they are life less.

but if you create a robot that looks, feels, walks and talks like a human being, and you'll have tons of guys buying them.

heck celebrities would make a KILLING selling robot replicas of themselves. and guys would pay through the nose to bang a replica of their favourite female celebrity.

while its definitely a wierd phenomena, i dont think its wierd enough that it would flop. i think it would catch on despite initial awkwardness over f*cking a life like robot.

then again, most married men would say they are already f*cking life like robots (ie. their wives).

 

[Desdinova]

40 years ago, scientists noticed that students at times became unusually attracted to ELIZA, a computer program designed to ask questions and mimic a psychotherapist.

Has anyone here actually tried the Eliza program? Eliza was a stubborn bytch and if she were a real-life woman, your d1ck would be permanently limp.

Here's a link to an online version:

http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html

 

[joekerr31]

also, can you imagine seeing guys driving down the street with their female robot in the passanger seat topless.

man that would be hilarious.

there would be like thousands of cindy crawfords in your city on the arms of guys everywhere.

 

[bigjohnson]

I can see a lot of (wink wink) maids being sold in "aesthetically pleasant" housings with "anatomical fidelity" as a selling feature. I doubt they will be marketed as whorbots right away, at least in the mainstream.

If they had a decent maid-bot, one that could really do routine houshold chores and sold for a reasonable price I'd get one, and it could look like anything it wanted to. Just the household chores functionality would be enough to sell it.

.... guys would pay through the nose to bang a replica of their favourite female celebrity.

Heck, I'd pay extra just to have Winona Ryder at age 23 cleaning my house even if she couldn't have sex - easy on the eyes.

 

[DJDamage]

Has anyone here actually tried the Eliza program?

well now we have Ms Dewey - the search engine.

http://www.msdewey.com/

 

[joekerr31]

well now we have Ms Dewey - the search engine.

http://www.msdewey.com/

i hate that b*tch.

if my fembot had her personality i'd murder it.

talking about murder ... i wonder if there would be fembot serial killers. so one day you come home and someone has murdered your fembot.

 

[bigjohnson]

Back to the original article, this is just a weapons system malfunction, not even a software bug from the sounds of it. Industrial accident, nothing to see, move along.

i wonder if there would be fembot serial killers. so one day you come home and someone has murdered your fembot.

Maybe it would be ... what crime would that be? B&E plus vandalism + ?????

 

[Mr.Positive]

Maybe it would be ... what crime would that be? B&E plus vandalism + ?????

I would imagine that people would get very attached to their fembots, so there would have to be a new law such as fembot cruelty or something.

My concern with getting a fembot would be if our feminized society infiltrated the fembots programming. Next thing you know, you'd come home to a nagging fembot who sat around all day watching jerry springer and sex in the city. Or worse yet, you find your fembot b@nging the pool boy.

There would have to be some sort of 'reset' button to deprogram it.

 

[Mr.Positive]

I just had a great idea.

When fembots come out, we should all pitch in and corner the market. We'll buy out all the fembots and open up a fembot brothel. Legally, it would not be prostitution, because they are fembots. It would be an arcade for adults. We could make a killing and retire early.

 

[bigjohnson]

My concern with getting a fembot would be if our feminized society infiltrated the fembots programming.

I'm a software engineer specializing in developing security applications - I got your back bro, all I need is a little, um, private time with your bot .......

 

[backbreaker]

I'll stick to good ole suave and right hand..

 

[KontrollerX]

Damn Skynet has become self aware huh?

In all seriousness the US goverment has a program that could become like Skynet in operation.

Think it was called S3 or something like that with a 3 in it.

Scary stuff.

 

[bigjohnson]

Based on the quality of most commercial software products I'd sure not be an early adopter. You come home and everything you own is "dusted" into splinters and your motorcycle is being raped.