Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
as arnie said "i'll be back"
http://www.switched.com/2007/10/19/nine-killed-when-robot-cannon-flips-out/
http://www.switched.com/2007/10/19/nine-killed-when-robot-cannon-flips-out/
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Revenge of the nerds.bigjohnson said:That's why men are gonna invent robots like this.
Has anyone here actually tried the Eliza program? Eliza was a stubborn bytch and if she were a real-life woman, your d1ck would be permanently limp.40 years ago, scientists noticed that students at times became unusually attracted to ELIZA, a computer program designed to ask questions and mimic a psychotherapist.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Heck, I'd pay extra just to have Winona Ryder at age 23 cleaning my house even if she couldn't have sex - easy on the eyes.joekerr31 said:.... guys would pay through the nose to bang a replica of their favourite female celebrity.
well now we have Ms Dewey - the search engine.Desdinova said:Has anyone here actually tried the Eliza program?
i hate that b*tch.DJDamage said:
Maybe it would be ... what crime would that be? B&E plus vandalism + ?????joekerr31 said:i wonder if there would be fembot serial killers. so one day you come home and someone has murdered your fembot.
I would imagine that people would get very attached to their fembots, so there would have to be a new law such as fembot cruelty or something.bigjohnson said:Maybe it would be ... what crime would that be? B&E plus vandalism + ?????
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I'm a software engineer specializing in developing security applications - I got your back bro, all I need is a little, um, private time with your bot .......Mr.Positive said:My concern with getting a fembot would be if our feminized society infiltrated the fembots programming.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.