Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
as arnie said "i'll be back"
http://www.switched.com/2007/10/19/nine-killed-when-robot-cannon-flips-out/
http://www.switched.com/2007/10/19/nine-killed-when-robot-cannon-flips-out/
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Revenge of the nerds.bigjohnson said:That's why men are gonna invent robots like this.
Has anyone here actually tried the Eliza program? Eliza was a stubborn bytch and if she were a real-life woman, your d1ck would be permanently limp.40 years ago, scientists noticed that students at times became unusually attracted to ELIZA, a computer program designed to ask questions and mimic a psychotherapist.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Heck, I'd pay extra just to have Winona Ryder at age 23 cleaning my house even if she couldn't have sex - easy on the eyes.joekerr31 said:.... guys would pay through the nose to bang a replica of their favourite female celebrity.
well now we have Ms Dewey - the search engine.Desdinova said:Has anyone here actually tried the Eliza program?
i hate that b*tch.DJDamage said:
Maybe it would be ... what crime would that be? B&E plus vandalism + ?????joekerr31 said:i wonder if there would be fembot serial killers. so one day you come home and someone has murdered your fembot.
I would imagine that people would get very attached to their fembots, so there would have to be a new law such as fembot cruelty or something.bigjohnson said:Maybe it would be ... what crime would that be? B&E plus vandalism + ?????
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I'm a software engineer specializing in developing security applications - I got your back bro, all I need is a little, um, private time with your bot .......Mr.Positive said:My concern with getting a fembot would be if our feminized society infiltrated the fembots programming.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.