"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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*DJ doofus & HB are on a rock climbing date ....all is merry, until the HB trips & almost falls off the mountain*

HB: *Hanging onto a ledge*Help me!! DJ doofus im falling
DJ doofus: *musing* Hmm...If i give her a hand she'll think im controllable like the AFC's
DJ doofus:Im sorry HB I decline.
*HB falls into the valley below*
DJ doofus: Oh Boy im uncontrollable to her, I bet she must be really attracted to me now :D.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Save the b!tch

Reminds me of one of those funny cartoons.... but no... saving someone's life has nothing to do with DJ'ing, in this case. She will have more chance of "wanting" you if u SAVE HER LIFE and if she is ALIVE! But if she is dead, I highly dought that you will have any chance in getting with her:rolleyes:


Laterz...
 
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Re: Save the b!tch

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Reminds me of one of those funny cartoons.... but no... saving someone's life has nothing to do with DJ'ing, in this case. She will have more chance of "wanting" you if u SAVE HER LIFE and if she is ALIVE! But if she is dead, I highly dought that you will have any chance in getting with her:rolleyes:


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they can't say no when they are dead!

hit that **** doofus!
 
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woah!

Originally posted by quest
they can't say no when they are dead!

hit that **** doofus!
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lol:D ... sicko!:p


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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I can provide a personal experience as DJ Doofus...

I'm at a party about 2 years ago, hanging with a friend, when a very pretty girl comes over to me and says I look cute. I start to go off about how she shouldn't ever call a guy cute, guys don't like that when my friend taps me and say's, "Mystery, she just said you were cute" and I laughed at myself, thanked her and invited her to have a few shots with us.

Its good when this stuff happens as long as you realize what your doing. Your not gonna learn much without making some mistakes!

Mr. Mystery
 
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