"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The Adventures of DJ doofus!

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*DJ doofus & HB are on a rock climbing date ....all is merry, until the HB trips & almost falls off the mountain*

HB: *Hanging onto a ledge*Help me!! DJ doofus im falling
DJ doofus: *musing* Hmm...If i give her a hand she'll think im controllable like the AFC's
DJ doofus:Im sorry HB I decline.
*HB falls into the valley below*
DJ doofus: Oh Boy im uncontrollable to her, I bet she must be really attracted to me now :D.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Save the b!tch

Reminds me of one of those funny cartoons.... but no... saving someone's life has nothing to do with DJ'ing, in this case. She will have more chance of "wanting" you if u SAVE HER LIFE and if she is ALIVE! But if she is dead, I highly dought that you will have any chance in getting with her:rolleyes:


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Re: Save the b!tch

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Reminds me of one of those funny cartoons.... but no... saving someone's life has nothing to do with DJ'ing, in this case. She will have more chance of "wanting" you if u SAVE HER LIFE and if she is ALIVE! But if she is dead, I highly dought that you will have any chance in getting with her:rolleyes:


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they can't say no when they are dead!

hit that **** doofus!
 
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woah!

Originally posted by quest
they can't say no when they are dead!

hit that **** doofus!
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lol:D ... sicko!:p


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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I can provide a personal experience as DJ Doofus...

I'm at a party about 2 years ago, hanging with a friend, when a very pretty girl comes over to me and says I look cute. I start to go off about how she shouldn't ever call a guy cute, guys don't like that when my friend taps me and say's, "Mystery, she just said you were cute" and I laughed at myself, thanked her and invited her to have a few shots with us.

Its good when this stuff happens as long as you realize what your doing. Your not gonna learn much without making some mistakes!

Mr. Mystery
 
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