"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The Adventures of DJ doofus!

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*DJ doofus & HB are on a rock climbing date ....all is merry, until the HB trips & almost falls off the mountain*

HB: *Hanging onto a ledge*Help me!! DJ doofus im falling
DJ doofus: *musing* Hmm...If i give her a hand she'll think im controllable like the AFC's
DJ doofus:Im sorry HB I decline.
*HB falls into the valley below*
DJ doofus: Oh Boy im uncontrollable to her, I bet she must be really attracted to me now :D.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Feel free to contribute ..
 
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Save the b!tch

Reminds me of one of those funny cartoons.... but no... saving someone's life has nothing to do with DJ'ing, in this case. She will have more chance of "wanting" you if u SAVE HER LIFE and if she is ALIVE! But if she is dead, I highly dought that you will have any chance in getting with her:rolleyes:


Laterz...
 
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Re: Save the b!tch

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Reminds me of one of those funny cartoons.... but no... saving someone's life has nothing to do with DJ'ing, in this case. She will have more chance of "wanting" you if u SAVE HER LIFE and if she is ALIVE! But if she is dead, I highly dought that you will have any chance in getting with her:rolleyes:


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they can't say no when they are dead!

hit that **** doofus!
 
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woah!

Originally posted by quest
they can't say no when they are dead!

hit that **** doofus!
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lol:D ... sicko!:p


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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I can provide a personal experience as DJ Doofus...

I'm at a party about 2 years ago, hanging with a friend, when a very pretty girl comes over to me and says I look cute. I start to go off about how she shouldn't ever call a guy cute, guys don't like that when my friend taps me and say's, "Mystery, she just said you were cute" and I laughed at myself, thanked her and invited her to have a few shots with us.

Its good when this stuff happens as long as you realize what your doing. Your not gonna learn much without making some mistakes!

Mr. Mystery
 
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