MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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Wow, when a chick asks how long you had been married, she's trying to figure out if she would, as a divorcee or widow of you, if she could make a claim on Social Security benefits (i.e., if Wifey #1 was married to a man for over 10 years, Wifey #1 would have the claim, while Wifey #2 would not be able to make a claim).
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