Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
Ok i've heard it before from a girl but revised it under my own theory. Every girl you ever come across puts a guy in a 1-5 guy category and she usually talking to 5 guys at a time.....This theory excludes all ugly chicks im specifically talking about the girls who are 8's and above (even 7's play the game) and they constantly discuss this with their friends....
Guy # 1 = AKA "That One Guy" aka "My number one guy"
You ever see a group of girls and there's some random guy in there? yea he's that "ONE GUY" This guy is her bestfriend and knows everything about her he is the complete opposite of the "SLAYER" (dont worry i'll explain him also)
This mutherfuccer has no chance at sleeping with her until she's fat and middle-aged....he's that one guy you saw who she didnt invite to the club but he came to pick her up and drop her off at some other guys house... he pathetic....he's LJBF'd if she says "I dont think of you like that." This woman has placed you in the Guy-1 category...you were too pvssy to make a move when u where with her and probably stopped liking you because you didnt show enough balls to go for it...MY ADVICE NEXT HER AND MOVE ON...:woo:
Guy #2 AKA " #1 prospect" AKA "Guy in the batter's Box"
You ever see a girl texting someone and starts smiling? Yea thats him....This guy is prospect number one...she likes him and talks/txt him alot. They're relationship ranges from a couple dates and a couple make-out sessions and he's sitting on the tilt. He could be a #4 and he used to be a #3 she talks to him too much and went on a date with him so he CAN"T be a #5. But BEWARE.... #2 could easily become a #1 if he doesn't keep it up... SO if you've been talking to a girl for awhile and you went on a few dates and HOOKED-UP (no-sex) your in the batter's box MY ADVICE GO for the gold...call a movie night and take what you came for..#2 is a good position to be in...but if you dont make a move you'll become that one guy :kick:
Guy #3 AKA "Potential" AKA "The new Guy"
This guy is smack dabb in the middle and as you can tell has the best position of them all as far as moving up or down...he could be either one. This is the most unstable position out of them all This is the guy that a woman has just met..This is also the guy who gets flaked on more than anyone of them if the Attraction is not there. If you just got a chicks number your a #3...the Potential guy also has the power for ONE NIGHT STANDS so he has the "potential" to get what the #2's been working on and what the #1 will NEVER HAVE. There are no strong feelings for the #3 seeing as she just met him and she may or may not pick up her phone or text back...this guy is constantly replaced and either makes it on this list or she's out and get's another one in the club or a party....he could also become a #4 if she's smitten and if your swagger is right the #3 can become the Notorius #5 guy... MY ADVICE Depending on how you first met will determine if you move up or down initially so make your move fast..women have A.D.D and potentials are ALWAYS Available so you can't stay a #3 for too long
GUY #4 AKA "The Crush" AKA "The Dream Guy" AKA "The Lover"
This is the guy she wants to be with and most of her baggage come from this as.shole. She cant stop talking about this mutherfuccer and will do any and everything to be around him. she will drop all of them if she could get #4... This is the guy she flakes on a #2 for and also the guy that she talks about with a #1 "that one guy" all the time...she say's this guys name so much people are tired of hearing about it...he came in as a #3 and she just fell head over heels and loves him....she either talks to him or he used to hook-up with her and he stopped...#4 is the guy who always has the upper-hand on her and ALWAYS CARES LESS about her than she does about him...If you have a girl who u used to mess with and she can't stop calling you and talking to her friends about like for example "OMG Sidney will not stop talking about you" you are a 4. He can also be her NEXT BOYFRIEND (along with #2) but To most 4's this chick is sub-par, or so he treats her...in movies u see #1's that end up becoming #4's but that's on rare occasion. 4's could marry the chick if he wants and most chicks wants the babies of there 4's and yes he is the reason why she looks really good today... MY ADVICE if your a #4 an easy to read chick will give it away and i would go for it if you like her...if she's hard to read and has a low-self esteem you'll probably never know...but every guy wants the chick he likes to be her #4 she'll do anything for you...:flowers:
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
GUY #5 ALSO KNOWN AS "THE SLAYER" Aka "the booty call"
You ever see a girl just disappear? she's probably with her #5 getting her brains fucced out the back of her head. This guy is reckless and barely knows her..He was a #3 she met a couple weeks ago and they've been fuccing ever since. They dont talk on the phone...she txts him when she's ready to have sex...this guy is the opposite of the #1 and the guy who's house the one guy dropped her off at. The Relationship is STRICLTY SEXUAL.. He doesn't know anything about her and is only there too feed the satisfaction of her sexual fantasies and desires...He has full access to her body but not her mind....AND THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS I REPEAT THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS...she actually think this guy is a d!ck and this relationship is SECRET...a woman will never be seen with her #5 and he is also the guy who says "oh your talking about that one girl?! o yea i used to fucc her all the time " This guy doesn't give a fucc and slings d!ck like a gun-happy outlaw...she calls him when she gets horny...nothing more and nothing less..he can also make her do whatever he wants and she could easily make her #5 a #4 if he fuccs her right however this relationship will not last..usually guys who's speciality is #5 end up in bad situations if they dont pull out.. all #5's have expiration dates... MY ADVICE BEWARE!! Casual relationships can be fatal...make sure you have an end date ahead or things will not turn out in your favor...but enjoy the forbidden fruit while you have it!!!!
Hopes this helps...make sure you know where you are on the list of a woman...its always changing...so get yours while you can before she gets a boyfriend...
Guy # 1 = AKA "That One Guy" aka "My number one guy"
You ever see a group of girls and there's some random guy in there? yea he's that "ONE GUY" This guy is her bestfriend and knows everything about her he is the complete opposite of the "SLAYER" (dont worry i'll explain him also)
This mutherfuccer has no chance at sleeping with her until she's fat and middle-aged....he's that one guy you saw who she didnt invite to the club but he came to pick her up and drop her off at some other guys house... he pathetic....he's LJBF'd if she says "I dont think of you like that." This woman has placed you in the Guy-1 category...you were too pvssy to make a move when u where with her and probably stopped liking you because you didnt show enough balls to go for it...MY ADVICE NEXT HER AND MOVE ON...:woo:
Guy #2 AKA " #1 prospect" AKA "Guy in the batter's Box"
You ever see a girl texting someone and starts smiling? Yea thats him....This guy is prospect number one...she likes him and talks/txt him alot. They're relationship ranges from a couple dates and a couple make-out sessions and he's sitting on the tilt. He could be a #4 and he used to be a #3 she talks to him too much and went on a date with him so he CAN"T be a #5. But BEWARE.... #2 could easily become a #1 if he doesn't keep it up... SO if you've been talking to a girl for awhile and you went on a few dates and HOOKED-UP (no-sex) your in the batter's box MY ADVICE GO for the gold...call a movie night and take what you came for..#2 is a good position to be in...but if you dont make a move you'll become that one guy :kick:
Guy #3 AKA "Potential" AKA "The new Guy"
This guy is smack dabb in the middle and as you can tell has the best position of them all as far as moving up or down...he could be either one. This is the most unstable position out of them all This is the guy that a woman has just met..This is also the guy who gets flaked on more than anyone of them if the Attraction is not there. If you just got a chicks number your a #3...the Potential guy also has the power for ONE NIGHT STANDS so he has the "potential" to get what the #2's been working on and what the #1 will NEVER HAVE. There are no strong feelings for the #3 seeing as she just met him and she may or may not pick up her phone or text back...this guy is constantly replaced and either makes it on this list or she's out and get's another one in the club or a party....he could also become a #4 if she's smitten and if your swagger is right the #3 can become the Notorius #5 guy... MY ADVICE Depending on how you first met will determine if you move up or down initially so make your move fast..women have A.D.D and potentials are ALWAYS Available so you can't stay a #3 for too long
GUY #4 AKA "The Crush" AKA "The Dream Guy" AKA "The Lover"
This is the guy she wants to be with and most of her baggage come from this as.shole. She cant stop talking about this mutherfuccer and will do any and everything to be around him. she will drop all of them if she could get #4... This is the guy she flakes on a #2 for and also the guy that she talks about with a #1 "that one guy" all the time...she say's this guys name so much people are tired of hearing about it...he came in as a #3 and she just fell head over heels and loves him....she either talks to him or he used to hook-up with her and he stopped...#4 is the guy who always has the upper-hand on her and ALWAYS CARES LESS about her than she does about him...If you have a girl who u used to mess with and she can't stop calling you and talking to her friends about like for example "OMG Sidney will not stop talking about you" you are a 4. He can also be her NEXT BOYFRIEND (along with #2) but To most 4's this chick is sub-par, or so he treats her...in movies u see #1's that end up becoming #4's but that's on rare occasion. 4's could marry the chick if he wants and most chicks wants the babies of there 4's and yes he is the reason why she looks really good today... MY ADVICE if your a #4 an easy to read chick will give it away and i would go for it if you like her...if she's hard to read and has a low-self esteem you'll probably never know...but every guy wants the chick he likes to be her #4 she'll do anything for you...:flowers:
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
GUY #5 ALSO KNOWN AS "THE SLAYER" Aka "the booty call"
You ever see a girl just disappear? she's probably with her #5 getting her brains fucced out the back of her head. This guy is reckless and barely knows her..He was a #3 she met a couple weeks ago and they've been fuccing ever since. They dont talk on the phone...she txts him when she's ready to have sex...this guy is the opposite of the #1 and the guy who's house the one guy dropped her off at. The Relationship is STRICLTY SEXUAL.. He doesn't know anything about her and is only there too feed the satisfaction of her sexual fantasies and desires...He has full access to her body but not her mind....AND THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS I REPEAT THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS...she actually think this guy is a d!ck and this relationship is SECRET...a woman will never be seen with her #5 and he is also the guy who says "oh your talking about that one girl?! o yea i used to fucc her all the time
" This guy doesn't give a fucc and slings d!ck like a gun-happy outlaw...she calls him when she gets horny...nothing more and nothing less..he can also make her do whatever he wants and she could easily make her #5 a #4 if he fuccs her right however this relationship will not last..usually guys who's speciality is #5 end up in bad situations if they dont pull out.. all #5's have expiration dates... MY ADVICE BEWARE!! Casual relationships can be fatal...make sure you have an end date ahead or things will not turn out in your favor...but enjoy the forbidden fruit while you have it!!!! Hopes this helps...make sure you know where you are on the list of a woman...its always changing...so get yours while you can before she gets a boyfriend...
