"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The "300" Workout - Look Like A Spartan

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Found this on digg:

As for the hair removal, they would've had a slave pluck every individual hair...nair would work better...you can get laser hair removal units on eBay though...would be great to git rid of that unwanted hair (a hairless buttcrack would be very nice...)...

Anyway, here is how the actors of "300" got to look like they did:

http://joshsgarage.typepad.com/articles/2007/03/the_300_workout.html
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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nice one.

edit - i was thinking about ways to exploit people's laziness via fitness fads. the idea of using jesus' workout regiment never occured to me, its genius in fact. if i could find some documents that can be interpreted to say jesus did pushups at X time and ate X food or somethign, i could make a fortune.

the best idea i came up with was placing a small ad in a newspaper saying you have some magic custom workout that costs only 10$. when someone orders, you simply send them a 2-page document based on common sense, like a basic diet and exercise routine. the diet is based on their current weight and goal, you simply add or remove meals from the base.

for 10$, i doubt anyone would bother complaining about your shoddy product. if someone really seems to be upset enough to go to the cops or something, just send them a refund, but i dont foresee that.

if you can get 500 ppl to purchase this, your sitting pretty.
 

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6-heads lewis said:
nice one.

edit - i was thinking about ways to exploit people's laziness via fitness fads. the idea of using jesus' workout regiment never occured to me, its genius in fact. if i could find some documents that can be interpreted to say jesus did pushups at X time and ate X food or somethign, i could make a fortune.

the best idea i came up with was placing a small ad in a newspaper saying you have some magic custom workout that costs only 10$. when someone orders, you simply send them a 2-page document based on common sense, like a basic diet and exercise routine. the diet is based on their current weight and goal, you simply add or remove meals from the base.

for 10$, i doubt anyone would bother complaining about your shoddy product. if someone really seems to be upset enough to go to the cops or something, just send them a refund, but i dont foresee that.

if you can get 500 ppl to purchase this, your sitting pretty.[/
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that's great! i am going to actually try doing that! :D
 

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just downloading the 300 now, 1 day 2 hours it says but I think the torrent'll speed up once the other movies are here :)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Call_Me_Daddy said:
Don't forget the DaVinci code workout:

http://www.amazon.com/Da-Vinci-Fitness-Code/dp/0935783121

Chock full of fibbonacci sequences to unlock the "Magic" of the Golden Ratio.


And X-Reps: http://www.x-rep.com/

They don't say what X means.. but it sure sound XTreeME!



And then of course. There is the Christian Nutrition System.

Supernatural weight loss thanks to Jesus himself: http://www.supernaturalweightloss.com/


Quickly. Follow these workouts before they become a fad an fade into obscurity!

That really made me laugh dude! :crackup:

Personally, I'm holding out for the Teenage Ninja Turtle workout.
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
You're only cheating yourself. That's a movie that deserves to be seen in the theater.
it screwed up and I can't open the file...guess it's a trip to the cinema for me!
 
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