The "300" Workout - Look Like A Spartan

[RedWire]

Found this on digg:

As for the hair removal, they would've had a slave pluck every individual hair...nair would work better...you can get laser hair removal units on eBay though...would be great to git rid of that unwanted hair (a hairless buttcrack would be very nice...)...

Anyway, here is how the actors of "300" got to look like they did:

http://joshsgarage.typepad.com/articles/2007/03/the_300_workout.html

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Don't forget the DaVinci code workout:

http://www.amazon.com/Da-Vinci-Fitness-Code/dp/0935783121

Chock full of fibbonacci sequences to unlock the "Magic" of the Golden Ratio.


And X-Reps: http://www.x-rep.com/

They don't say what X means.. but it sure sound XTreeME!



And then of course. There is the Christian Nutrition System.

Supernatural weight loss thanks to Jesus himself: http://www.supernaturalweightloss.com/


Quickly. Follow these workouts before they become a fad an fade into obscurity!

 

[6-heads lewis]

nice one.

edit - i was thinking about ways to exploit people's laziness via fitness fads. the idea of using jesus' workout regiment never occured to me, its genius in fact. if i could find some documents that can be interpreted to say jesus did pushups at X time and ate X food or somethign, i could make a fortune.

the best idea i came up with was placing a small ad in a newspaper saying you have some magic custom workout that costs only 10$. when someone orders, you simply send them a 2-page document based on common sense, like a basic diet and exercise routine. the diet is based on their current weight and goal, you simply add or remove meals from the base.

for 10$, i doubt anyone would bother complaining about your shoddy product. if someone really seems to be upset enough to go to the cops or something, just send them a refund, but i dont foresee that.

if you can get 500 ppl to purchase this, your sitting pretty.

 

[organizedconfusion]

nice one.

edit - i was thinking about ways to exploit people's laziness via fitness fads. the idea of using jesus' workout regiment never occured to me, its genius in fact. if i could find some documents that can be interpreted to say jesus did pushups at X time and ate X food or somethign, i could make a fortune.

the best idea i came up with was placing a small ad in a newspaper saying you have some magic custom workout that costs only 10$. when someone orders, you simply send them a 2-page document based on common sense, like a basic diet and exercise routine. the diet is based on their current weight and goal, you simply add or remove meals from the base.

for 10$, i doubt anyone would bother complaining about your shoddy product. if someone really seems to be upset enough to go to the cops or something, just send them a refund, but i dont foresee that.

if you can get 500 ppl to purchase this, your sitting pretty.[/QUOTE]


:crackup:
that's great! i am going to actually try doing that!

 

[howardalex]

just downloading the 300 now, 1 day 2 hours it says but I think the torrent'll speed up once the other movies are here

 

[Jariel]

Don't forget the DaVinci code workout:

http://www.amazon.com/Da-Vinci-Fitness-Code/dp/0935783121

Chock full of fibbonacci sequences to unlock the "Magic" of the Golden Ratio.


And X-Reps: http://www.x-rep.com/

They don't say what X means.. but it sure sound XTreeME!



And then of course. There is the Christian Nutrition System.

Supernatural weight loss thanks to Jesus himself: http://www.supernaturalweightloss.com/


Quickly. Follow these workouts before they become a fad an fade into obscurity!

That really made me laugh dude! :crackup:

Personally, I'm holding out for the Teenage Ninja Turtle workout.

 

[howardalex]

You're only cheating yourself. That's a movie that deserves to be seen in the theater.

it screwed up and I can't open the file...guess it's a trip to the cinema for me!