"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The 100% Guaranteed Way to Get Laid

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I thought I'd share my crazy method. Getting laid is all a numbers game, so mark those numbers in your favor. Walk around asking every girl you see to have sex with you. Even if the rate of success is only 0.5%, that's still 1 in 200 girls. Let's say you work 5 days a week and get 2 days off, good. You can easily approach 200 girls in one day asking for sex. That's getting 2 new girls a week, a total of 104 girls a year! And this is something anyone can do. No actual game needed. Just get out and ask around. Give it a shot.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I think the odds of getting arrested for using that approach is far greater than the odds of getting laid. About 1 in 10
 
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haha I think its safer to get comfort, then go ahead and ask.

It probably still won't work, but at least they won't call the cops or their boyfriend.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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You wanna know what else is 100% guaranteed? Prostitutes. If you're that desperate, you might as well.
 
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For those of you who werent around, look into the the Apocalypse Opener thread. There is plenty of documented evidence that being extremely straight up can work when done right.

I have a friend who does this. He gets a ****load of rejection, but he gets laid also. Theres a few women who go for this approach, so yes it is a #'s game, and the #'s as always depend on YOU.
 
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Do you live in NYC or LA? If not, do you even SEE 200 girls a DAY that you'd want to sleep with?!?!
 
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tihash said:
Do you live in NYC or LA? If not, do you even SEE 200 girls a DAY that you'd want to sleep with?!?!
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start including fuglyys and granniess
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Falcon25 said:
Great way to get arrested for sexual harrasment.
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Falcon, I thought he would have said become ri...Oh no, I can't erupt the wrath of a certain poster by saying that!
 
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big time. troll
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You dont even know what a troll is you moron. This is a legit idea. And anyone who actually did do this, stupid as it may be, would have way more balls than some f@ggot on a forum nay saying.
 
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Mistic said:
You dont even know what a troll is you moron. This is a legit idea. And anyone who actually did do this, stupid as it may be, would have way more balls than some f@ggot on a forum nay saying.
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i bet you must be a virgin.:moon:
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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tihash said:
Do you live in NYC or LA? If not, do you even SEE 200 girls a DAY that you'd want to sleep with?!?!
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This.

I'm not sure I even see above 10-20 for the entire week?

Anyhow, yes Mistic is actually right. Being blunt and straight up CAN work. Fvck the comfort part, this is another method! I've tried the Apoc Opener from dearfriend drjekyll - not laid, but kissclose for humor and delivery.
 
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Actually the success rate is 13%. Dbot actually tried this on 100 hot girls he saw, and got 13 of them to fvck. Check his thread.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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