The 100% Guaranteed Way to Get Laid

[PickupMaster]

I thought I'd share my crazy method. Getting laid is all a numbers game, so mark those numbers in your favor. Walk around asking every girl you see to have sex with you. Even if the rate of success is only 0.5%, that's still 1 in 200 girls. Let's say you work 5 days a week and get 2 days off, good. You can easily approach 200 girls in one day asking for sex. That's getting 2 new girls a week, a total of 104 girls a year! And this is something anyone can do. No actual game needed. Just get out and ask around. Give it a shot.

 

[falconslax89]

so many things wrong with this lol

 

[r0cky]

I think the odds of getting arrested for using that approach is far greater than the odds of getting laid. About 1 in 10

 

[kyokon]

yeah, guaranteed fat fuglies... heheh

 

[JJaySBK]

haha I think its safer to get comfort, then go ahead and ask.

It probably still won't work, but at least they won't call the cops or their boyfriend.

 

[Sandow]

You wanna know what else is 100% guaranteed? Prostitutes. If you're that desperate, you might as well.

 

[Mistic]

For those of you who werent around, look into the the Apocalypse Opener thread. There is plenty of documented evidence that being extremely straight up can work when done right.

I have a friend who does this. He gets a ****load of rejection, but he gets laid also. Theres a few women who go for this approach, so yes it is a #'s game, and the #'s as always depend on YOU.

 

[tihash]

Do you live in NYC or LA? If not, do you even SEE 200 girls a DAY that you'd want to sleep with?!?!

 

[escaleraroyal]

big time. troll

 

[phenomenom]

Do you live in NYC or LA? If not, do you even SEE 200 girls a DAY that you'd want to sleep with?!?!

start including fuglyys and granniess

 

[Falcon25]

Great way to get arrested for sexual harrasment.

 

[nismo-4]

Great way to get arrested for sexual harrasment.

Falcon, I thought he would have said become ri...Oh no, I can't erupt the wrath of a certain poster by saying that!

 

[Mistic]

big time. troll

You dont even know what a troll is you moron. This is a legit idea. And anyone who actually did do this, stupid as it may be, would have way more balls than some f@ggot on a forum nay saying.

 

[escaleraroyal]

You dont even know what a troll is you moron. This is a legit idea. And anyone who actually did do this, stupid as it may be, would have way more balls than some f@ggot on a forum nay saying.

i bet you must be a virgin.:moon:

 

[Mistic]

i bet you must be a virgin.:moon:

http://s394.photobucket.com/albums/pp23/xonage2/?action=view&current=CIMG4635.jpg&newest=1

Do I look like a virgin? At least I have the balls to post FR pics of myself, where as you losers are just KBJ forum clowns. Post a real FR with real pics or shut up and have respect for real DJ's such as myself. :moon:

 

[HeyPachuco!]

Do you live in NYC or LA? If not, do you even SEE 200 girls a DAY that you'd want to sleep with?!?!

This.

I'm not sure I even see above 10-20 for the entire week?

Anyhow, yes Mistic is actually right. Being blunt and straight up CAN work. Fvck the comfort part, this is another method! I've tried the Apoc Opener from dearfriend drjekyll - not laid, but kissclose for humor and delivery.

 

[HeyPachuco!]

Double Entry.

 

[yuppaz]

check DBOT's thread

 

[iliketennis]

Great way to get arrested for sexual harrasment.

sexual harassment can only occur in workplace type environments

 

[CaptainJ]

Actually the success rate is 13%. Dbot actually tried this on 100 hot girls he saw, and got 13 of them to fvck. Check his thread.