That was p!ss weak d1ckmojo

[d!ckmojo]

Today

22:03
HB9: oia

DM: yo

HB9: whats happening
/?

DM: I'm sitting by a fire
watching house episode's n relaxing


HB9: true, im bored

DM: haha
poor u

HB9: mmm plenty of fun to be had, no partner in crime ahha

DM: arggh no!

HB9: haha

DM: how's ur situation?

HB9: sorry im blonde n slightly bent, not sure what u mean ha

DM: :?
ur like the 7 dwarves

HB9: haha im confused

DM: dopey n blondey

HB9: not dopey
haha
blondey n crazy maybe

DM: r u high

HB9: slightly

DM: omfg

HB9: i mean no
haha

DM: oh
i c ...

HB9: u c what
im bored

DM: damn
listen to some royksopp

HB9: meh

DM: tats wot i always do wen I'm high
n watch like anime

HB9: What Else is There (Trentemoller Remix)
i like this one

DM: yes
me 2!

HB9: ahhuh

DM: that chick's voice is ethereal

HB9: pretty sick ay

DM: like a spirit, like she's not really a person

HB9: indeed
haha
cool song

DM: I'm gonna listen to it too now~
n pretend I'm bent
"WOO HOO!"

HB9: u can come over n listen if you like ahha

DM: can't right now
soz :/

HB9: all good, another time

DM: 4sho

 

[Iceberg]

I don't think the combined text messages I've sent throughout my entire life amount to what a lot of you guys text in one conversation.

Here's how it SHOULD go...

22:03
HB9: oia

Me: Hey. What are you up to?

HB9: blah blah. I'm bored.

Me: Well, I might be free for drinks later. Come hang with me

HB9: YES / NO (end of conversation)

 

[pinhas]

What is the point of you posting this here? Is there a question in there somewhere? Advice? LR?

She gave you an INSANE amount of signals that she wants to chill with you, and evantually invited you over. You declined; now what? Is this a brag post? A tutorial on texting?

...

 

[vatoloco]

Oh God. Seriously? A whole conversation via text (which I'm not really happy about) and you got nothing to show for!? Plus the chick was almost like "DM, come over and fuck my brains out. Please."

Be a man of action and lead.

 

[HappyHarryHardon]

wow man are you retarded? lol. she basically asked you to go over and fuk her. i would of said the first time she mentioned she was bored; "i can change that. i'm about to jump in my car now and come over. see you soon!"

you missed out pal!

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

HB9: true, im bored

DM: bring the movies


That's all you had to text.

 

[suvra.saha79]

hahahahaha...nice sharing. Very nice chatting text. I like it..

 

[Mike32ct]

HB9: mmm plenty of fun to be had, no partner in crime ahha

HB9: u can come over n listen if you like ahha

Study those two lines. They are key. The rest is you using negging or c&f on a chick that is already into you. That was totally unnecessary. A little playful teasing is ok, but don't punish a chick who propositions you.

Anyway, we've all done some silly sh&t. Don't beat yourself up for it. But going forward, if you sense she wants you to come over, like the other posters said, go for it. No need to try to run more "attraction game."

 

[powpow]

BIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

you biffed hard. why didnt you give her the bone? life is about givin b!tches the bone, you know.

 

[powpow]

BIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

you biffed hard. why didnt you give her the bone? life is about givin b!tches the bone, you know.

 

[d!ckmojo]

I wasn't bragging, I was genuinely cut at myself for not having the balls to front up and fvck her right then and there.

I tried to rationalise it to myself and say that I was making a sacrifice so that I could follow my other goals (i.e. my health goals and business goals), but that's a cop out.

I just basically chickened out in the face of her direct game, which was p!ss weak of me.