Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Pook is a legend in my eyes. He didn't get it 100%, but like you said, he needs to be the foundation for anyone visiting this site for the first time.I alternate between being furious at Millennials and wanting to help them, so I want to tell everybody who doesn't want to be brainwashed-the quickest and surest way to do that is POOK. Pook is the most direct pathway to UN brainwashing yourself. Read it and immerse yourself in it. Read it daily. Want it to be true. Even when I was so brainwashed I didn't know up from down, something inside me said, "Listen to this man."
If you give up, or if you decide he is too outdated because from the early 2000s, nobody can help you. See this is how it works:
-Sexual brainwashing
-Political brainwashing
-Religious brainwashing
You have to start with Pook as the foundation because it erases sexual brainwashing. Then you can work from there. Pook is like the coach (or father) you never had.
And lest you think this is immoral, I am a practicing Roman Catholic, church every Sunday, etc. etc. etc. But I'm NOT brainwashed.
Good luck everyone. And PLEASE want to not be a loser. I need company. As it is I'm going to have to marry an Xer because females my age are morons. Please get with the program or else you're not going to be successful when the Boomers lose their tyrannical grip on society.
OK, I'm done
-Darth