Text conversation (player status)

[GreatHornedOwl]

Me: Haven't heard from you in a while
Her: I've been kinda doing my own thing
Me: That's going to make it a little more difficult to pursue your affection
Her: lol, what do you mean?
Me: It means we should get drinks this Saturday
Her: You never text me
Me: I guess the first round is on me then
Her: I don't think I'm drinking this weekend
Me: That's okay, have a soda.
Her: I don't drink soda.
Me: Water.
Her: I'm not a fan of water.
Me: How do you stay hydrated??
Her: Hahahaha
Her: You are persistent

(That Friday)

Me: How's the week treating you?
Her: Good, you?
Me: I was thinking tomorrow around 8.
Her: I will let you know
Me: ....if you're actually going to have a drink instead of water?
Her: lol. I guess you will find out.
Me: I don't want you showing up if you're going to be a buzzkill lol
Her: It's been a rough week, I'll have a few.

(Saturday)

We met up, had a few drinks, got buzzed and made out before I walked her to her car, went home and texted a different plate over for sex.

Keep these women in rotation, fellas!

 

[BackInTheGame78]

I always say something like "Witness protection program huh? Don't want to blow your cover. Let me know when it's safe" with a smirk.

They laugh their asses off and usually we end up getting together soon after.

Another one I have used to great effect is "Wow name...I hope you haven't been abducted by aliens. But if you have, I hope they are the hot Brad Pitt kind and not the little ugly green ones. Let me know when you manage to escape" with a smirk...

The responses from that one are hilarious