"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I haven't even seen Saw ll!!
Did the texas massacre thing really happen? I'm guessing this first part, in either case is just fiction.
I want a Hostel 2! I want a guy to cut open a chicks vagina with some kinds of scissors, and a guys **** too! Sick ****!
Jurassic Park 4 is in the works too... I wonder what he will pull to make it a good movie. I just hope it's not a Godzilla movie, hyped by pepsi, and that's about it. The Punisher 2. I loved no. 1. Would like no.2 to be rawer, bloodier... 1 was cool, had many -hollywood moments-.
Ever onward
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You got to see Saw II! I didn't like the first one that much but the second one kicked ass!
Question about the Texas Chain Saw Massacre The Beginning....is it based around the old movies because I know there has been some remakes in the past few years???
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Hostel 1 was disturbing, but it was scary.SamePendo said:Bloody hell! Saw lll?!
I haven't even seen Saw ll!!
Did the texas massacre thing really happen? I'm guessing this first part, in either case is just fiction.
I want a Hostel 2! I want a guy to cut open a chicks vagina with some kinds of scissors, and a guys **** too! Sick ****!
Jurassic Park 4 is in the works too... I wonder what he will pull to make it a good movie. I just hope it's not a Godzilla movie, hyped by pepsi, and that's about it. The Punisher 2. I loved no. 1. Would like no.2 to be rawer, bloodier... 1 was cool, had many -hollywood moments-.
Jurassic Park series after one blew sh!t out of its @$$.
Never saw Punisher though.
comic_relief
It's kinda, sorta, loosely based on Ed Gein. As were other flicks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
The Living Legend
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