"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

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Anyone else really looking forward to this movie? I am as well as Saw III but this movie only got 14% on rottentomatoes so boo. But the first one only got like 37% but i thought it was really good.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Bloody hell! Saw lll?!
I haven't even seen Saw ll!!

Did the texas massacre thing really happen? I'm guessing this first part, in either case is just fiction.

I want a Hostel 2! I want a guy to cut open a chicks vagina with some kinds of scissors, and a guys **** too! Sick ****!

Jurassic Park 4 is in the works too... I wonder what he will pull to make it a good movie. I just hope it's not a Godzilla movie, hyped by pepsi, and that's about it. The Punisher 2. I loved no. 1. Would like no.2 to be rawer, bloodier... 1 was cool, had many -hollywood moments-.
 

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Samependo

You got to see Saw II! I didn't like the first one that much but the second one kicked ass!

Question about the Texas Chain Saw Massacre The Beginning....is it based around the old movies because I know there has been some remakes in the past few years???
 

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SamePendo said:
Bloody hell! Saw lll?!
I haven't even seen Saw ll!!

Did the texas massacre thing really happen? I'm guessing this first part, in either case is just fiction.

I want a Hostel 2! I want a guy to cut open a chicks vagina with some kinds of scissors, and a guys **** too! Sick ****!

Jurassic Park 4 is in the works too... I wonder what he will pull to make it a good movie. I just hope it's not a Godzilla movie, hyped by pepsi, and that's about it. The Punisher 2. I loved no. 1. Would like no.2 to be rawer, bloodier... 1 was cool, had many -hollywood moments-.
Hostel 1 was disturbing, but it was scary.
Jurassic Park series after one blew sh!t out of its @$$.
Never saw Punisher though.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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