Darth Seductus
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yes/no ?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Ace of Flames
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Why are you even TALKING to her online? Get her number right now and never use these blasted machines to talk to girls again!
Darth Seductus
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im a robot though
if she rejects me its gonna megahertz
if she rejects me its gonna megahertz
Ace of Flames
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...Darth Seductus said:
Go. Go and die. Now.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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why are u feeding the troll??
he just said:
"im a robot though
if she rejects me its gonna megahertz"
y is this even being addressed???
he just said:
"im a robot though
if she rejects me its gonna megahertz"
y is this even being addressed???
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I once told a girl not too long ago that I liked her in person and ended up getting head from it. Of course then she asked me "So I can't get pregnant from swallowing that right?" yeah....
For the record she was 18.
For the record she was 18.
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Lol naw, I'm going to tell her in person when she gets back from the beach monday... this is the real situation:
we've been friends for a while and i think she knows how i feel and i think she might feel the same way and ive just not had the balls to tell her or do anything
when she gets back im just gonna go over to hang out at her house like usual but when she opens the door im gonna plant a fat one on her kisser
i posted the original thread cuz i was drunk and she was online and it was like 2 am
:} scumfrog: thanks for getting humour out of my drunk ass
we've been friends for a while and i think she knows how i feel and i think she might feel the same way and ive just not had the balls to tell her or do anything
when she gets back im just gonna go over to hang out at her house like usual but when she opens the door im gonna plant a fat one on her kisser
i posted the original thread cuz i was drunk and she was online and it was like 2 am
:} scumfrog: thanks for getting humour out of my drunk ass
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
penkitten
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what are you wearing?