"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Telling a girl that most women are bad at sex?

Revolt

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I'm wondering if anyone else has any experience with this, I'm thinking of trying to work this into conversations regularly when I'm flirting with girls at the bar.

I was just talking about it off the cuff with the last girl I ended up dating, and she started getting really turned on and started trying to qualify herself to me that she is good in bed (She wasn't) and things got real sexual real quick, but not 100% certain if it was the convo or just general attitude, etc.

I talked about how 80% of women are pretty much cold fishes who mostly just lay there, maybe wanna do 3 or so positions where you do all the work, and if you're lucky give a really bad bj to start things off. This has actually been my experience, and other men I've talked to tend to confirm the statistic. The few who really knew what they were doing were ****ing freaks and it was amazing, but most really do seem to suck and need instruction, which they are often stubborn about taking.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Mike32ct

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That can work. I've made similar comments about most women not being good in bed. Then I use this c&f routine...

Mike: Some women are just so bad in the sack that sometimes I have to um fake it.

HB: Fake it?

Mike: Yeah I fake my orgasm <smirk>.

HB: LOL. C'mon you can't be serious. A guy CAN'T fake it.

Mike: I can.

HB: No way. How?

Mike: I just go "Uh uh uhhhhhhhh.". They don't know the difference lol.

HB: ROTFLMAO

HB: I hope you won't fake it with me.

Mike: It depends how good you are baby.

HB:
 

Diaforetikos

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You've used this once before? Well try it again. Best way to fine out is to experiment yourself. Once you fine tune the conversation to flow the way you want it, you'll be able to use this at it's fullest potential.

We can give you direct advice here seeing as how we don't know your personality. Expriment and report back.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Julius_Seizeher

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This is actually a genius ploy, I'll run it and see what happens.

her: "What's up?"

me: "Oh, girls are so bad at sex, I don't know why us guys make such a big deal about it. To hell with it, I'm gonna go make a million bucks."
 
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