"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Tell us about the craziest girl you ever dated.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MidnightResistance
Senior Don Juan
AMAZING SEX! I let it go on for 2 weeks until I couldn't stand it any longer.
Another chick who was obsessed with me (although I had given a promise ring to some other chick) was boiling sheep skulls in the kitchen sink.
diplomatic_lies
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2) She waited for me outside my house (again, she used a phone directory to find it)
3) Said she loved me after the 1st date. I was flattered. Stupid, but flattered.
4) Make derigatory remarks about my female friends to their face. Threatened to kill one of them. This was when the red lights flashed in my head.
5) Asked me what I'd do with her body if she died (ie. embalm it?)
6) A guy was ribbing me a bit (some stranger I saw at the bar) and she beat him up pretty hard.
Yeah this was one crazy nutter. I had to make her lose interest in me by becoming a desperate loser in order to get her off my case. First time I actually went AFC to get rid of a girl!
One girl I knew for about two weeks, on our first date we hung out for about 2 hours then went back to her place to make out for 5 hours. she told me lots of personal things and said that she could fall for me, then asked me if that scared me, cuz usually guys run away when she says that to them. Of course I just thought I was the biggest stud ever so I was like "no that doesn't scare me".
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Black_Italian
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Her: I have to tell you something
Me: OMG you didnt use to be a man did you
Her: (Bites my shoulder) hehe no. I have a baby........... Do you still love me?
For the first time in my life i had nothing to say. I was in shock. Needless to say i got out of there pretty fast. She called me countless times over the next month wanting to hookup again.
Ninja out