tell me something about you i dont know

[Jizz]

I like to ask a gal this but if a gal asks you this, what would your reply be?

 

[EquityPrivate]

Originally posted by Jizz
I like to ask a gal this but if a gal asks you this, what would your reply be?

Do felonies count?

 

[Jizz]

I dont know what felonies means so yeh sure why not

 

[EquityPrivate]

Originally posted by Jizz
I dont know what felonies means so yeh sure why not

Uh. That's the answer.

Her: "Tell me something about you I don't know."
You: "Do felonies count?"

-or-

You: "It was statuatory rape, not rape rape."

-or-

You: "I have a unique birthmark. No, you can't see it now."

-or-

You: "I won an award for 'best tongue.' once."

-or-

You: "My last girlfriend almost had a mild heart attack during sex with me."



You don't know what a felony is? How old are you?

 

[Jizz]

Im 19 and no i dont, do explain

Good replys btw

I went for "I prefer blondes, there much more fun than brunettes"

After she (a brunette) told me she once had blonde hair

 

[fender85]

Definition of Felony - One of several grave crimes, such as murder, rape, or burglary, punishable by a more stringent sentence than that given for a misdemeanor.

By the way Jizz, I think you did well. Given that she was brunette, that made for a nice neg. Look how she started qualifying herself to you after you said that. Good work.

 

[Scrumtulescence]

I looked up "laziness" in the dictionary, and it defined it as asking what a word means on a message board--twice--without taking the two f***ings seconds it takes go to dictionary.com and looking it up yourself.