"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Teased these girls, and they got annoyed.

Jhcl4000

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First of all, I think of teasing to be a way of flirting, and teasing sarcastically is my favorite way to flirt, is that so wrong?

To the story! Couple of girls in the gym working out together, one was hott. they looked younger than me. They're fvcking around with a crunch machine, I walk by on my way to the water fountain.

Me: You all having a problem *jokingly and with a smile*.
*They smile*
Girl: *tries to explain what she's doing or something* (damn what a memory I have)
Me: Well, it looks like you got a problem to me! (smile and continue to walk)
*they laugh*
Me: *walking by the other way to go back to the weight room, girl is still fvcking around on the machine* You kinda just gotta do a sit-up, not that hard... *sarcastic voice and smile*
Girl: *says something about knowing that*
Me: It's good if you add some weight, too. *same sarcastic voice and a smile*

They laugh a little and I walk away.

I do a set or two and head to the water fountain again. They're on a different machine.

Me: Gave up on the other machine already? Couple of quitters here! *smile*
Girl: More like beginners...

These girls had dilated pupils in a well lit area (which I actually think don't mean sh!t, just like all the other IOI's, don't mean sh!t, plus I'm thinking exercising dilates your pupils). So I sit down and TRY to talk to them but they really just seem annoyed as soon as I ask them something and actually try to build something with them. I saw this, said something about them seeming annoyed, which got a response about me making fun of them, and I walked away. Didn't see them again.

I'm actually not trying to over-analyze this, but share it with you all so if I did something "bad," you can tell me and I won't do it again, thus I improve myself.

It's funny because a girl I tease in my weightlifting class seems to like being teased... A LOT. But these chicks just got annoyed.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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horaholic

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Real smooth bro. Next time make sure to wear a big fuzzy hat and read her palms.
 

Jhcl4000

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I'm already doing that... B!tches love my big fuzzy purple hat.
 
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