"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ok, so I have an Algebra teacher who absolutely hates me. I'm always polite in her class, despite my urges to tell her to go **** herself. She actually failed me in her class, for the sole reason that one day I forgot to bring a red pen and had to borrow one from someone. :cuss:

Every time I ask her a question, she will flat-out ignore me or give me some sarcastic answer.

At the last day of school I want to give her an extreme diss, since I won't have to deal with her anymore. Any suggestions?

Btw, she's probably the ugliest person I've ever seen.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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i knew a guy who called the school and left a message with the secretary that the teachers father was sick. The reallity of it was, that her father was really sick and she got really worried. His buddys chick goes and reports him to the principal and he almost didn't make it to the graduation.

moral of the storry; Watch what you do.

F.Y.I. teachers can't fail you. you get the same work as everybody else in the class. The worst they can do it take that 10% that they use for atandance and good behaviour, if even that. Good thing your not on the balkans where not only can the teacher give you a "1" (same as F) just for looking at her wrong, but they can BEAT YOU SILLY.
 

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if you really have a problem why not go see her boss?
 

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Have you ever seen "MY FIRST SEX TEACHER" porn? This sounds exactly like one of the scenarios.
Ahahaha :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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hire a crackhead to take her out, and then another crackhead to take out the crackhead so he can't sqeual
 

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VegasGuy56 said:
Ok, so I have an Algebra teacher who absolutely hates me. I'm always polite in her class, despite my urges to tell her to go **** herself. She actually failed me in her class, for the sole reason that one day I forgot to bring a red pen and had to borrow one from someone. :cuss:

Every time I ask her a question, she will flat-out ignore me or give me some sarcastic answer.

At the last day of school I want to give her an extreme diss, since I won't have to deal with her anymore. Any suggestions?

Btw, she's probably the ugliest person I've ever seen.

#1- Talk to your parents
#2- Make sure they talk with her and/or the principal
 

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Did you pass your tests and do your homework????

I teachers don't fail students, but the have been known to pass students that they like. In college there are profs that will inflate your grade if they life you or if they need to have a certain % passage rate.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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