"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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VegasGuy56

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Ok, so I have an Algebra teacher who absolutely hates me. I'm always polite in her class, despite my urges to tell her to go **** herself. She actually failed me in her class, for the sole reason that one day I forgot to bring a red pen and had to borrow one from someone. :cuss:

Every time I ask her a question, she will flat-out ignore me or give me some sarcastic answer.

At the last day of school I want to give her an extreme diss, since I won't have to deal with her anymore. Any suggestions?

Btw, she's probably the ugliest person I've ever seen.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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i knew a guy who called the school and left a message with the secretary that the teachers father was sick. The reallity of it was, that her father was really sick and she got really worried. His buddys chick goes and reports him to the principal and he almost didn't make it to the graduation.

moral of the storry; Watch what you do.

F.Y.I. teachers can't fail you. you get the same work as everybody else in the class. The worst they can do it take that 10% that they use for atandance and good behaviour, if even that. Good thing your not on the balkans where not only can the teacher give you a "1" (same as F) just for looking at her wrong, but they can BEAT YOU SILLY.
 

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if you really have a problem why not go see her boss?
 

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Have you ever seen "MY FIRST SEX TEACHER" porn? This sounds exactly like one of the scenarios.
Ahahaha :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hire a crackhead to take her out, and then another crackhead to take out the crackhead so he can't sqeual
 

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VegasGuy56 said:
Ok, so I have an Algebra teacher who absolutely hates me. I'm always polite in her class, despite my urges to tell her to go **** herself. She actually failed me in her class, for the sole reason that one day I forgot to bring a red pen and had to borrow one from someone. :cuss:

Every time I ask her a question, she will flat-out ignore me or give me some sarcastic answer.

At the last day of school I want to give her an extreme diss, since I won't have to deal with her anymore. Any suggestions?

Btw, she's probably the ugliest person I've ever seen.

#1- Talk to your parents
#2- Make sure they talk with her and/or the principal
 

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Did you pass your tests and do your homework????

I teachers don't fail students, but the have been known to pass students that they like. In college there are profs that will inflate your grade if they life you or if they need to have a certain % passage rate.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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