Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Tarzan smoke signal of day: “Let’s just be friends”! by Tarzan the Ape Man!

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Tarzan say: If woman friend want break up with Tarzan and say to Tarzan “Let’s just be friends”. Tarzan be MAN, LOOK DIRECTLY IN EYES of Jane and say:


We were boyfriend and girlfriend

Friends who did many things

Friends who went through highs and lows

Friends who had sex

Friends of other friends

And now YES! We can be just friends……friends who don’t ever communicate with each other again…..

And Tarzan hold his proud head high in ACCOMPLISHMENT and disappear into Jungle in silence to maintain his dignity as a MAN for Tarzan himself…..
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dude your fvcking weird man
 
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eaglez1177 said:
Dude your fvcking weird man
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Tarzan say: Funny you speak of that! Jane say EXACTLY same thing! But Tarzan no weird! Tarzan UNIQUE! Tarzan is OWN MAN. Strong! Proud! No care what others think MAN! Tarzan will now continue to let young warrior Eaglez1177 whine in future posts worthy of an Emmy and a guest spot on Oprah! Pass the Kleenex! Unga Bunga Boo!

*Big group hug for rest of warriors in villiage*
 
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Tarzan the Ape Man! said:
Tarzan say: Funny you speak of that! Jane say EXACTLY same thing! But Tarzan no weird! Tarzan UNIQUE! Tarzan is OWN MAN. Strong! Proud! No care what others think MAN! Tarzan will now continue to let young warrior Eaglez1177 whine in future posts worthy of an Emmy and a guest spot on Oprah! Pass the Kleenex! Unga Bunga Boo!

*Big group hug for rest of warriors in villiage*
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lol
 
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Donjuandicarlo said:
you still got chitah by your side
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Tarzan say: Cheetah only orbiter! Unga!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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