"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tarzan smoke signal of day: “Let’s just be friends”! by Tarzan the Ape Man!

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Tarzan say: If woman friend want break up with Tarzan and say to Tarzan “Let’s just be friends”. Tarzan be MAN, LOOK DIRECTLY IN EYES of Jane and say:


We were boyfriend and girlfriend

Friends who did many things

Friends who went through highs and lows

Friends who had sex

Friends of other friends

And now YES! We can be just friends……friends who don’t ever communicate with each other again…..

And Tarzan hold his proud head high in ACCOMPLISHMENT and disappear into Jungle in silence to maintain his dignity as a MAN for Tarzan himself…..
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Dude your fvcking weird man
 
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eaglez1177 said:
Dude your fvcking weird man
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Tarzan say: Funny you speak of that! Jane say EXACTLY same thing! But Tarzan no weird! Tarzan UNIQUE! Tarzan is OWN MAN. Strong! Proud! No care what others think MAN! Tarzan will now continue to let young warrior Eaglez1177 whine in future posts worthy of an Emmy and a guest spot on Oprah! Pass the Kleenex! Unga Bunga Boo!

*Big group hug for rest of warriors in villiage*
 
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Tarzan the Ape Man! said:
Tarzan say: Funny you speak of that! Jane say EXACTLY same thing! But Tarzan no weird! Tarzan UNIQUE! Tarzan is OWN MAN. Strong! Proud! No care what others think MAN! Tarzan will now continue to let young warrior Eaglez1177 whine in future posts worthy of an Emmy and a guest spot on Oprah! Pass the Kleenex! Unga Bunga Boo!

*Big group hug for rest of warriors in villiage*
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lol
 
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Donjuandicarlo said:
you still got chitah by your side
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Tarzan say: Cheetah only orbiter! Unga!!!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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