"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tarzan smoke signal of day: “Let’s just be friends”! by Tarzan the Ape Man!

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Tarzan say: If woman friend want break up with Tarzan and say to Tarzan “Let’s just be friends”. Tarzan be MAN, LOOK DIRECTLY IN EYES of Jane and say:


We were boyfriend and girlfriend

Friends who did many things

Friends who went through highs and lows

Friends who had sex

Friends of other friends

And now YES! We can be just friends……friends who don’t ever communicate with each other again…..

And Tarzan hold his proud head high in ACCOMPLISHMENT and disappear into Jungle in silence to maintain his dignity as a MAN for Tarzan himself…..
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Dude your fvcking weird man
 
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eaglez1177 said:
Dude your fvcking weird man
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Tarzan say: Funny you speak of that! Jane say EXACTLY same thing! But Tarzan no weird! Tarzan UNIQUE! Tarzan is OWN MAN. Strong! Proud! No care what others think MAN! Tarzan will now continue to let young warrior Eaglez1177 whine in future posts worthy of an Emmy and a guest spot on Oprah! Pass the Kleenex! Unga Bunga Boo!

*Big group hug for rest of warriors in villiage*
 
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Tarzan the Ape Man! said:
Tarzan say: Funny you speak of that! Jane say EXACTLY same thing! But Tarzan no weird! Tarzan UNIQUE! Tarzan is OWN MAN. Strong! Proud! No care what others think MAN! Tarzan will now continue to let young warrior Eaglez1177 whine in future posts worthy of an Emmy and a guest spot on Oprah! Pass the Kleenex! Unga Bunga Boo!

*Big group hug for rest of warriors in villiage*
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lol
 
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Donjuandicarlo said:
you still got chitah by your side
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Tarzan say: Cheetah only orbiter! Unga!!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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