"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tanning

Colin O'Brien

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I've had a pretty strong Tshirt tan (farmer's tan) for pretty much as long as I can remember and I used to be really self-conscious about it (I still am to a certain extent ><). I want to finally get rid of it this summer, any tips to get the glow in a short amount of time?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MrS

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get in the sun.
 

Gaucho

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San Jose California said:
Tips? You either go to a salon (which is worse for you) or go to the beach. Either way I think tanning is pretty unmanly. That is, if you actually lay out in the sun with the intention of getting your skin tone darker, you're probably a woman.

Don't wear tanning lotion. That stuff gives you a different color and people notice.
Actually, on occassion, I will put tanning lotion/moisturiser on my face, nobody notices it's fake. Infact, people comment on me being out in the sun.

Only use it in winter and very sparingly.
 

Huffman

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Actually I like the farmer's tan... your face looks good, which is probably most important, as do your arms.

But if you insist, go swimming or do whatever sports you do without a shirt. Like badminton, jogging, volleyball, tennis, biking or whatever you want (prolly not hardcore bike-racing though).

P.S.: Tanning lotion is THIS.
 
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