"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Talk about bringing me back to earth

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Theres this girl that I was DJing last semester but things stalled out on me and I felt as if I might have f*cked up with her somewhere. Well after a month of talking and messages through facebook, I got sort of frustrated about a certain topic that isnt relevant to this and so I left her a message saying

"well, I don't want to hang out with you anyways. You have low self esteem and I don't like your friend. I want to hang out with people who are alive. bye"

totally unacceptable for a Don Juan to do this.

Well, I see her on and off at school and I admit I am a little attracted to her but I havent talked to her since like February.

Well, I just saw her a few minutes ago in the library and as I was talking to a friend I saw her and she saw me, gave me a look with a bad vibe, you know, the kind of look you would get from your mom after you accidentally ran over her cat or something. well I didn't give a sh*t about the bad vibe and I was said hi and she paused for a second and gave me another look but she said hi and went back to work...well at the end of the class hour I went up to her to talk to her about my a**hole message but as I was saying "Hey look about that.." she stopped and said "I don't care what you have to say, you're really weird" and I smiled and was like "Ok. cool, see ya around."

I kind of deserved that. :eek:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fitch

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Is this story designed to entertain me, or do you need some help?
 
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Zerotwoonenine

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idiot, move on, why are you even posting about it??
 
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'Theres this girl that I was DJing last semester...'

hahahahahahahahahahaha

this guy actually posted 1315 times?what's he learnt all this time?
 
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KillaCam

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I hate to be an un-productive parrot, but..

I'm not even going to read that.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bvbidd

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adit said:
'Theres this girl that I was DJing last semester...'

hahahahahahahahahahaha

this guy actually posted 1315 times?what's he learnt all this time?
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That's why she called you weird Dimebag.

Your walking around judging her self-esteem and thinking your DJing people, that's as creepy as it gets.

You should be brought back to earth, you know.. the real world. Where people don't go around PURPOSLY judging esteem and then acessing whether to hang out or using social tactics. In the real world people just get lives and everything happens by itself.
 
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flippinfreak

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"blah blah blah, I got frustrated and had a sisy fit over nothing"

That is just plain weird in every sense! Learn to control your emotions. Learn not to attack people for things they don't believe(ie use their words against them, don't just bring things out of the blue). You jammed an insult to her choice in friends into the same line you say you don't want to talk to her...

So many ways, that you weren't being a DJ
 
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