Taling Dirty..

[Guitarfreakelite]

Talking Dirty..

how do you?

you smell so good i could just eat you all up?
anything else ?

nothing ..too over the top.. u know wut im talking about...

 

[Vincent]

Try putting this in anything else, because thats where it will prob be moved to anyways

 

[R3N3G4D3]

Watch and learn, this is talkign dirty at its best:
(Brenda and Ray are "getting it on" and Ray has asked Brenda to spice things up a bit by talking dirty to him)
Brenda: "I'm gonna work that."
Ray: "Yeah, work it."
Brenda: "I'm gonna make this mine!"
Ray: "Oh, it's all yours."
Brenda: "I'm gonna piss on your face and then I'm gonna fart in your mouth YEAH and then I'm gonna sh!t on these walls Ray."
Ray: "Hey."
Brenda: "Too dirty?"

from Scary Movie 2

I just had to put that in.

 

[MidwestFreek]

haha gotta love those movies...i was thinkin of that part too when i read that question...


u dont really need to talk dirty...if u want her to see u in a sexual light...flirt....wink..smile...every now and then just to joke around....ill do that "stick ur tongue straight out a little bit and pull it back..licking the middle of ur top lip" thing that some chicks do...it gets some laughs...but it also gets em thinking...ive had some girls not really talk to me..i joke around witht hat thing...n then they get to be pretty friendly...also...every now and then drop a subtle sexual comment..nothing outright offensive...

a not subtle...but humorous comeback line i like to use that gets mixed results is:

Girl: YOU SUCK!
Me: Nah, I'll leave that to you, I prefer to use my tounge.
Then sometimes I'll give em a little nudge.