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Taking a latin dance class with a girl

Harmless420

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Hi my first post here

my situation is that this girl from one of my college class asked me to take beginner's latin dance class with her because she needs a partner
now obviously any dumb horny guys would take this
BUT she does have a boyfriend (1 and a half year relationship)
so should I take this latin dance class with her?
this would be a good chance to get personally close with her ;) :D

the thing is i never danced latin before :crackup:
 

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Sure if you want.

After all, it's not just about the girl, it's about learning how to latin dance, which is making you better in the end.
 

CosMoenTropic

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I wouldn't do it... your personality on this board will disgust her as much as it disgusts us

Be a man and spare her the injury
 

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Harmless420 said:
Hi my first post here

my situation is that this girl from one of my college class asked me to take beginner's latin dance class with her because she needs a partner
now obviously any dumb horny guys would take this
BUT she does have a boyfriend (1 and a half year relationship)
so should I take this latin dance class with her?
this would be a good chance to get personally close with her ;) :D

the thing is i never danced latin before :crackup:

Definitely, don't worry about the boyfriend, just pretend he doesn't exist, let her bring him up. If you're so bad at latin dance, after the first couple of sessions you might ask her to show you a couple of things (no you dirty bastard, i mean dance moves not her... ahem... physical attributes). You never know this might lead to some "horizontal dancing" later, as latin dancing is just so amazingly passionate.

Keep us updated, this might get interesting.

Good luck, playa.
 
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