MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
I guess a "humor" fetish isn't normal in Normal.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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Master Don Juan
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Master Don Juan
i like gangbangs. Every girl I have ****ed, and not taken seriously, my friends and i have all ran through at once at least 1 time. I take that back, all but one. She got offened and left my house.. called me crying later that night, I never caled her back.
You'd be suprised how many girls like it as well.
I think I just like the slut factor.. the sluttier the better.
I have came to the conclusion over the last year in a half, that as long as you convince a girl she isn't a slut, and none of her friends aren going to find out about what she does, you can get a girl to do pretty much anything.
God damn I love my two best friends. You wouldn't believe some of the convo's we have.
But I like Feet more. I don't know what it is about a girl's feet that turn me on.
You'd be suprised how many girls like it as well.
I think I just like the slut factor.. the sluttier the better.
I have came to the conclusion over the last year in a half, that as long as you convince a girl she isn't a slut, and none of her friends aren going to find out about what she does, you can get a girl to do pretty much anything.
God damn I love my two best friends. You wouldn't believe some of the convo's we have.
But I like Feet more. I don't know what it is about a girl's feet that turn me on.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.