MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
I guess a "humor" fetish isn't normal in Normal.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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i like gangbangs. Every girl I have ****ed, and not taken seriously, my friends and i have all ran through at once at least 1 time. I take that back, all but one. She got offened and left my house.. called me crying later that night, I never caled her back.
You'd be suprised how many girls like it as well.
I think I just like the slut factor.. the sluttier the better.
I have came to the conclusion over the last year in a half, that as long as you convince a girl she isn't a slut, and none of her friends aren going to find out about what she does, you can get a girl to do pretty much anything.
God damn I love my two best friends. You wouldn't believe some of the convo's we have.
But I like Feet more. I don't know what it is about a girl's feet that turn me on.
You'd be suprised how many girls like it as well.
I think I just like the slut factor.. the sluttier the better.
I have came to the conclusion over the last year in a half, that as long as you convince a girl she isn't a slut, and none of her friends aren going to find out about what she does, you can get a girl to do pretty much anything.
God damn I love my two best friends. You wouldn't believe some of the convo's we have.
But I like Feet more. I don't know what it is about a girl's feet that turn me on.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.