"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Take her up on this?

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Background: I just broke up with my LTR of two years. It was a friendly breakup, so friendly that we agreed to be friends with benefits.

Anyway, we were having lunch yesterday and making out, rubbin each other etc. and we start talking about how exactly this f-buddy thing is going to work. We agree, first of all, that any threesomes we come up with must involve someone the other person doesn't know. So far so good.

But THEN:

ex-GF: I wonder how our knew boyfriends and girlfriends will take us being such gropey lovers all the time.
Leporello: Well, I guess we'll have to stop.
Ex-GF (putting her hand on my crotch) Oh, we'll have to stop...in public, anyway.

So... is this a good idea? If I understand it rightly, she's basically offering me unlimited pvssy as long as she's around, even if we're seeing other people. Can I just take this no worries or is this her way of not actually breaking up with me?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Leporello said:
Background: I just broke up with my LTR of two years. It was a friendly breakup, so friendly that we agreed to be friends with benefits.

Anyway, we were having lunch yesterday and making out, rubbin each other etc. and we start talking about how exactly this f-buddy thing is going to work. We agree, first of all, that any threesomes we come up with must involve someone the other person doesn't know. So far so good.

But THEN:

ex-GF: I wonder how our knew boyfriends and girlfriends will take us being such gropey lovers all the time.
Leporello: Well, I guess we'll have to stop.
Ex-GF (putting her hand on my crotch) Oh, we'll have to stop...in public, anyway.

So... is this a good idea? If I understand it rightly, she's basically offering me unlimited pvssy as long as she's around, even if we're seeing other people. Can I just take this no worries or is this her way of not actually breaking up with me?
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What the hell are you worried about she is your fvck buddy, you are getting the best of both world. My advice would be to keep fvcking that pvssy **** other pvssys, and get her to have a threesome with you.
 
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Rather confusing. Assume things are over and don't give it a second thought.
 
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She sounds like she has things planned out for herself. A new guy and still gettin other penis on the side. Every woman's dream!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ThunderMaverick said:
You're going to get hurt. I'd break it off if I were you.
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I am? But we're broken up... what claim does she have on me?
 
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bad situation waiting to happen... unless your relationship was kindof open to begin with...

u think you wont be jealous when her new boyfriend tells her to not see or talk to you, and will make sure she doesnt?

i think you'll feel like ****... if its over, then its over.. when i broke up with my LTR of 1.5 years i told her straight up that she wont see or hear from me for a while.. and she still hasnt...

bro, there's never such thing as a good breakup unless you are both fed up of eachother and never want to see eachother agian, which from the sounds of it, thats not the case... all this public loving and "benefits" crap just reinforces the fact that you ARENT broken up...
 
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Wait to see how long this lasts when you tell her about a chick you're seeing or try to break off this whole 'f-buddy' thing with her because you want to enter a relationship with another girl.

Just you wait to see how she handles that. :)

It sounds like this chick wants to have her cake and eat it - and it's highly unlikely she will let you do the same.

I would assume this is all on her terms wether you care to admit it or not.

I imagine she wants to sleep with other guys but keep you there as her back-up or 'regular' - until she finds the right guy to be in her next 'relationship' - then you're out of there.

..And you're going along with it, willingly.

Try it out, but if it happens that sex isn't on your terms, or that she resents you or with-holds sex if you're seeing other girls.. you will know you have been suckered my friend.

The Muscly Jerk
 
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Leporello said:
I am? But we're broken up... what claim does she have on me?
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Your heart. That's what she has.

If it wasn't such a problem and you're totally detached and just want some va-china, why are you even asking us about it?
 
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