"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Take good care of your Back

Roly

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I believe your Back is definitely one of the most important parts of your body you've got to take good care of daily. Your back can affect your physiology i.e. the way you carry yourself and your state of mind. Have you guys notice that most AFCs are always slumping instead of standing straight up? If you've got a habbit of slouching, you've definitely got to correct that. Stand up straight and put your head up and you will definitely notice your state changing.

A few good back work outs:

- Take yoga or try a couple of yoga poses.

The lean in squat: Be in a squat position and lean in against the wall for a good munite.

The jumping for joy: Put your head up, with your arms up as if you were riding a bicycle and jump around for a good munite or two while stretching your neck and shoulders in the process.

Take good care of your back and it will take good care of you.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Quiksilver

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I agree, posture really affects your frame and influences the way others see and judge you.

The easiest way to take care of your back is to join a gym and use it. Sure you can throw your shoulders back with conscious thought, or you could lay down some muscle back there that will hold your back in the right position effortlessly.

Penkitten, your suggestion is a band-aid solution.
 

spesmilitis

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spinal decompressions!

too lazy to fetcha link. look it up at stronglifts.com
 

penkitten

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Quiksilver said:
Penkitten, your suggestion is a band-aid solution.
its actually a rule at lots of places i ever worked at.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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theunflushables

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Also let her be on top. (Old bad back excuse) It was JFKs favorite position.
 
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Our back is the most critical - they call us a "vertebrae" species for a reason!!
 
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