T-shirt: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Step Dad

[BackInTheGame78]

LOOOOOOOL

She secured the bag, he secured the vag. The kid grows up stable, they all win.

Let people live their lives and you do you.

I mean how else is that dude getting a semi hot chick? He might even get to have feel sorry for him sex every few months.

 

[RickTheToad]

The male is Daniel Kibblesmith and the cvnt is Jennifer Wright. This thing is a geek on steroids.

Daniel Kibblesmith

The blog and newsletter of writer Daniel Kibblesmith.

www.kibblesmith.com

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith

https://twitter.com/JenAshleyWright

Sad. She does speaking tours. You know she's getting rammed by other dudes. Possible they have an open relationship.

Jennifer Wright

Jennifer Wright — Author, Speaker, and Columnist. Known for Get Well Soon, We Came First, It Ended badly, and Harper's Bazaar.

www.jenashleywright.com

 

[Zimbabwe]

The male is Daniel Kibblesmith and the cvnt is Jennifer Wright. This thing is a geek on steroids.

Daniel Kibblesmith

The blog and newsletter of writer Daniel Kibblesmith.

www.kibblesmith.com

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith

https://twitter.com/JenAshleyWright

Sad. She does speaking tours. You know she's getting rammed by other dudes. Possible they have an open relationship.

Jennifer Wright

Jennifer Wright — Author, Speaker, and Columnist. Known for Get Well Soon, We Came First, It Ended badly, and Harper's Bazaar.

www.jenashleywright.com

Looks like she is winning at life, not only can she easly sleep with Chads but she even has a soyboy beta to foot the bill/raise Chads children.

 

[SW15]

If they were a couple, she is a hotwife.

She does speaking tours. You know she's getting rammed by other dudes. Possible they have an open relationship.

If a woman is in a committed relationship with a guy who looks like that, it has to be an open relationship, as we've both acknowledged. There's zero chance a woman can be monogamous with a soy looking guy like that.

 

[Focal core]

Physiognomy is real. That guy looks like a supreme beta male. He has a soy-ish look. I can't imagine women being interested in that even as a stepdad.

No he doesnt interest her, he's in for resources and tools, get some occasional ***** . While she going out smash other dude

 

[RickTheToad]

If a woman is in a committed relationship with a guy who looks like that, it has to be an open relationship, as we've both acknowledged. There's zero chance a woman can be monogamous with a soy looking guy like that.

Well, apparently, when she was a HS cheerleader, she would had married him then too (BS BTW)! Why any dude would agree to take on another dude's unborn kid, is beyond me. He's going to eventually push for his own offspring... It should be interesting to see if she'll allow him to actually have sex with her or not..

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1446317560929079320

 

[RickTheToad]

No he doesnt interest her, he's in for resources and tools, get some occasional ***** . While she going out smash other dude

You really think she has sex with this dude?

 

[Mike32ct]

It’s one thing to date a single mom, but to date one that is currently pregnant?

You want to be around for the birth of somebody else’s kid?

 

[jimwho]

You want to be around for the birth of somebody else’s kid?

Then carry her kid around in a kid-backpack holding her purse while she shops. (ok I'll stop)

 

[SW15]

Well, apparently, when she was a HS cheerleader, she would had married him then too (BS BTW)! Why any dude would agree to take on another dude's unborn kid, is beyond me. He's going to eventually push for his own offspring... It should be interesting to see if she'll allow him to actually have sex with her or not..

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1446317560929079320

When she was a high school cheerleader, her boyfriend was some football, basketball, or baseball guy. Not a soy looking guy.

 

[MatureDJ]

Well, apparently, when she was a HS cheerleader, she would had married him then too (BS BTW)! Why any dude would agree to take on another dude's unborn kid, is beyond me. He's going to eventually push for his own offspring... It should be interesting to see if she'll allow him to actually have sex with her or not..

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1446317560929079320

Had I gone to a coed high school, and she was a cheerleader there, I would have fapped to her.

 

[MatureDJ]

It’s one thing to date a single mom, but to date one that is currently pregnant?

You want to be around for the birth of somebody else’s kid?

I guess this would be like waiting in line for open pen!s parking spot in her vajaya.

 

[Focal core]

You really think she has sex with this dude?

Come one.. At least a foot job

 

[RickTheToad]

Had I gone to a coed high school, and she was a cheerleader there, I would have fapped to her.

Need to be more engaging with females than rubbing one out dude...

 

[Mike32ct]

I guess this would be like waiting in line for open pen!s parking spot in her vajaya.

Could have gone raw early in the pregnancy.

 

[Hal9000]

I'd expect her to stick around until she loses the baby weight but then all bets are off. Hope he has a good attorney.

 

[EyeBRollin]

Pathetic.

 

[bat soup]

Here's a better idea for a couple's T-shirts:

Hi, I've got a nice wet, juicy puss.y.
And I've been inside it.

 

[RickTheToad]

Pathetic.

You know you want her... Don't kid (pun intended)......

Here's a better idea for a couple's T-shirts:

Hi, I've got a nice wet, juicy puss.y.
And I've been inside it.

They only pvssy this male has seen is on TV or the internet; possibly if he has a cat. Sorry, no way she's fvcking him.... No way. The dude loves the attention that he has a "hot wife". Literally, she's prob. acting like a "hot wife" too; just not with him. He's in the back watching and doing the knuckle shuffle on his piss pump while some other dude (or two) are boning her...

 

[RickTheToad]

Interesting male.