"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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gmillar

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Why, in a forum basically dedicated to having sex with women, is there a profanity filter? Don't you think that anyone who's trying to get a nut off is going to be fairly comfortable with swearing and dirty words? It breaks up the flow and reduces the impact of what you say when you have to spell words strangely or everything is ***** out. For ****'s sake, you can even say b1tch on tv, but not here.

Just wondering if there was a particular reason for this? Sites like Facebook and Nexopia etc don't even have these filters.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Phazuka

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I don't curse or even raise my voice with my GF. She can swear like a sailor when she's pissed tho.
 

Skilla_Staz

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This forum isn't all about getting laid.

Plus, you can get your point across without swearing.

Facebook and them aren't forums. They're like MySpace...
 

Throttle

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this has been discussed many times before... use the search function.
 

DJDamage

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Throttle said:
this has been discussed many times before... use the search function.
I personally want to know what the F.U.C.K is this 17 year old going to do about it. I love it how everyone always try to come of with some clever thread to F.U.C.K.I.N.G change things around here by being a S.H.I.T disturber.

S.H.I.T this might start a F.U.C.K.I.N.G flame war.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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gmillar

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Haha I'm not flaming anyone, and please leave age out of this. Just because you're older doesn't make you any smarter, there's a hell of a lot of old stupid people. I really don't see how this thread is "disturbing s.h.i.t", it's a simple question, coincidentally one that no one has answered so far in this thread.

I did use the search function, but the terms "swear" and "curse" came up with nothing relevant. Maybe I'll try again.
 

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gmiller...did you read the FAQ? Because that entire issue is addressed there...
 

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EdHunter said:
gmiller...did you read the FAQ? Because that entire issue is addressed there...
Not really, but whatever. It's obvious that I'm not going to get a real answer, at least not one that I'll agree with.
 
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