"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
surprise!
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Hollowpoint
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sneak up from behind and grab her arms. then.. push her down on the ground. keep your weight on her while you pull down her pants or lift her skirt. don't let her get away either. if she tries to escape tie her up witha belt or some rope.
Now you can give her the surprise she really wants.
biker_gixxer
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Dukester
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lmao- that's hilarious dudeOriginally posted by 00Kevin
sneak up from behind and grab her arms. then.. push her down on the ground. keep your weight on her while you pull down her pants or lift her skirt. don't let her get away either. if she tries to escape tie her up witha belt or some rope.
Now you can give her the surprise she really wants.
The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
Does she deserve them? Did she earn them? Are you two officially exclusive and have you been together for several months?
Don't pull this romantic crap on a new girl. It will backfire in your face.
The Bad Ass Canadian
Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
i drive this chick out to the middle of nowhere.
we park next to a boat ramp on the hunter river.
i tell her there have been sightings over the years of crocodiles in the river ( Australia ) she believes me.
it was not true.
ok we now got a bull bellowing in the background and she doesn't know what it is.
it is very misty and dark.
ducks making noises on the water.
farm animals crying out in the night air.
spooky.
i start doing the whole " sshhhh... did you hear that ? "
i get out of the car and take a walk
i hang a pi$$ and sneak back behind the car
i come up to her door open it and go AHHHHH !!!
she screams LOL
ok next i get my torch and walk to to the boat ramp she says she scared so she comes down to stay with me
i say what is that... putting the torch at the water and taking a few steps back...
she gets worried and gets near me... i say i swear i saw a long snake like creature moving through the water....
i wait till she is not looking... then... " there it is again look ! "
she was like i wasn't watching....
i get her up near the railing overlooking the boat ramp
i say be quiet or i can't hear someone sneaking up on us....
she says stop it you are scaring me
she is behind me holding me tight
all of a sudden i YELL
VERY VERY VERY LOUDLY
AHHHHHHHHRRRRGGGGGHHH !!!!
she jumped 4 feet in the air and screamed !
i just started laughing....
and laughing.....
ok yes i got an interesting sense of humour but hey
i had fun
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
bootlegger
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2. after a kiss, tell her "suprise!! you have mono now"
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.