surprise!

[The Click]

what are some things I can do to surprise a chick.. just.. leave her speechless.. like.. today I left some roses on her door.. stuff like that.. what's some stuff I could do?

-DJJD

 

[Hollowpoint]

Have you ever seen American Psycho?

 

[The Click]

..no?

 

[00Kevin]

this is how you surprise her.

sneak up from behind and grab her arms. then.. push her down on the ground. keep your weight on her while you pull down her pants or lift her skirt. don't let her get away either. if she tries to escape tie her up witha belt or some rope.

Now you can give her the surprise she really wants.

 

[biker_gixxer]

Want to surprise a chick? Don't do what every other guy would do. Stand out from the crowd, be different. It's like a breath of fresh air for them when they come across an 'alpha' and not an AFC.

 

[Dukester]

Originally posted by 00Kevin
sneak up from behind and grab her arms. then.. push her down on the ground. keep your weight on her while you pull down her pants or lift her skirt. don't let her get away either. if she tries to escape tie her up witha belt or some rope.

Now you can give her the surprise she really wants.

lmao- that's hilarious dude

 

[00Kevin]

actually, I did that to my ex girl friend once. I figured she had a fantacy of being raped. She played along, but I was still very abusive to her.

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

You left roses on her doorstep?

Does she deserve them? Did she earn them? Are you two officially exclusive and have you been together for several months?

Don't pull this romantic crap on a new girl. It will backfire in your face.


The Bad Ass Canadian

 

[Lost In Translation]

ok 2am last night.

i drive this chick out to the middle of nowhere.

we park next to a boat ramp on the hunter river.

i tell her there have been sightings over the years of crocodiles in the river ( Australia ) she believes me.

it was not true.

ok we now got a bull bellowing in the background and she doesn't know what it is.

it is very misty and dark.

ducks making noises on the water.

farm animals crying out in the night air.

spooky.

i start doing the whole " sshhhh... did you hear that ? "

i get out of the car and take a walk

i hang a pi$$ and sneak back behind the car

i come up to her door open it and go AHHHHH !!!

she screams LOL

ok next i get my torch and walk to to the boat ramp she says she scared so she comes down to stay with me

i say what is that... putting the torch at the water and taking a few steps back...

she gets worried and gets near me... i say i swear i saw a long snake like creature moving through the water....

i wait till she is not looking... then... " there it is again look ! "

she was like i wasn't watching....

i get her up near the railing overlooking the boat ramp

i say be quiet or i can't hear someone sneaking up on us....

she says stop it you are scaring me

she is behind me holding me tight

all of a sudden i YELL

VERY VERY VERY LOUDLY


AHHHHHHHHRRRRGGGGGHHH !!!!


she jumped 4 feet in the air and screamed !

i just started laughing....

and laughing.....


ok yes i got an interesting sense of humour but hey

i had fun




Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[bootlegger]

1. after sex, "suprise!!! you may have just contracted herpes."

2. after a kiss, tell her "suprise!! you have mono now"