"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Surgeons Hate Weightlifting

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And I hate surgeons, so we are even.:box: Weight lifting is the only thing that fixed my bad back and frozen shoulders. No amount of pilates can do it anymore. Learn to lift correctly and problems are less likely to develop.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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One of the reasons why soccer players have a hard time taking bumps and knocks is because it is VERY hard to stay balanced while using your strong foot to dribble the ball at the same time. As a soccer player, I rarely get knocked over playing defense. But when I have the ball it's a completely different story. Dribbling technique itself takes away your strong foot so it is rarely planted correctly. Add that I play on the wing and am often running at full sprint while trying to dribble... an easily timed tackle or bump will definitely send me off course or to the ground. That's why you see guys like Ronaldo flying everywhere. When he dribbles, his technique, which makes him a brilliant player nevertheless, forces him to take so many touches on the ball. He usually has a straight posture too, making his center of gravity that much higher and easy to knock over. People in other sports don't have to lend their feet to do anything other than move, so it's free to stabilize them more. People don't really point this out when they see soccer guys fall but it seems like it should be common sense.
 
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