Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I hear Megan Fox is cheering the panthers on.Fatal Jay said:My cowboys lost last night. The back up qb was good but he could not handle the clutch. I want to see 49ers and panthers in the superbowl though.
I have to say I like the Colts in that one. Hopefully the 49ers make it an easy win. Wait is Drew Brees still on the Saints?Trixx said:Chiefs over Colts
Chargers over Bengals
49ers over Packers
Saints over Eagles
I don't think the Panthers are there yet, but it is good to see Cam get them into the playoffs for the first time. Two years ago, he was probably the best rookie qb in nfl history (Dan Marino had a great rookie year), and they still sucked as a team.samspade said:Why not Cam Newton...?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Espi said:I'm not that sure they would have advanced in the playoffs, especially with Romo less than 100%.
Dallas needs to get Adrian Peterson.
And a new coach, IMO.
This is something worth watching.Espi said:I picked SF over GB but I'm thinking it'll be close. Won't be surprised a bit to see GB win. IMO Rodgers is much more experienced and poised than Kaepernick.
I think it's time that Brady passes the torch to Luck. It might be something that happens. Like a farewell to the game. You think Brady has any more seasons left?Espi said:NE over Indy
Denver over SD
Seattle over NO
SF over Carolina
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Maybe.Peaks&Valleys said:Chargers obviously have a tough one ahead of them, but they've got momentum with them, won their last 4 of the regular season. Sometimes these wild card teams all come together at the end of the season, and just barrel through somehow. Chargers have been favored in years past, only to blow it on a stupid play, or have to just not have luck on their side.
Maybe this is the year for them. :cheer:
Remember when Smith was on the SF team?samspade said:I think SF is the most complete team, but Kaepernick is the "worst" passer of the remaining QBs. Not the worst QB necessarily because he can gallop all over the field. But as a passer he's behind the other guys.
Not sure of my picks yet, may wait til Thurs/Friday. But I can see Indy beating NE. I don't trust the Patriots this year at all.
In the first half, he made them look very average. Carolina is going to get better when they get Cam a decent receiver or two. I think FSU has better receivers than Carolina.Espi said:--SF defense made (S)cam Newton look very average.
I agree I think they have just the slightest edge because they are hosting. Blount needs to be controlled and Manning needs to not choke.Espi said:--Denver dominated despite the close score. Still not 100% convinced they'll get past NE. The ONLY reason I'm picking DEN is because they're hosting.
Anything other than great would be crazy. He's not the best, but he's in the conversation. He's a preparation guy, not a clutch guy. There are places for both of those types. The vitriol towards Manning should go towards his offensive line, who got blown up all night long.Espi said:Not sure how Manning will be regarded.
Yet you say this:Espi said:In my mind he is DEFINITELY not in the same league as Brady anymore.
So does that mean you think Peyton Manning is a 3rd tier QB? Because you obviously think Tom Brady is a 2nd tier at best.Espi said:I've personally never seen Brady as the "torchbearer" for NE. In my opinion, he's just another really good NE Patriot, much like Bradshaw was just another really good Steeler. Brady, in my mind, is an above-average passer who's extremely efficient and resilient but mainly he's been complimented by an array of solid-level offensive lineman, WR's and RB's over the past 10 + years (even though NE hasn't won a Super Bowl in nearly that long).
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
The present day Patriots would be 3-13 if not for Brady/Belichek.Fatal Jay said:I give it to Montana Elway and bradshaw
but tom brady would be looking like tony room is it wasn't for his o-line
The score and the game did kind of remind me of the 85 Bears Super Bowl..Bible_Belt said:The last time I remember a blowout like this one, the 85 Bears were doing the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Peyton Manning underperforming in the playoffs has been going on for a long time. I, like most people, like the guy, both his play and personality, but I've made money off his choking for years now.zekko said:I don't really care about all that ranking QBs and such. But I do notice that people tend to over react to whatever is currently going on.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.