"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Anyone get any wierd side effects from great sex? I couldn’t hear out of my left ear after busting today.

A long time ago once I shot out seriously 4+ loads at once. My nuts instantly cramped and did not uncramp for like 36 fvcken hours. That was a once in a lifetime experience I think.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Like a weezing/growling/sighing noise I make on each exhale for like 2 minutes, very rare the orgasm is good enough to get that reaction though.

Met a 21 year old girl off Bumble last night after work and went back to hers after a few drinks, smashed, smashed twice this morning. I had a weird pain in my left testicle for hours after. Also I woke up early and tried to finger her to prep for the morning bang... she farted on my hand.
 

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"Super orgasms"

That's, usually, the goal.
 

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Anyone get any wierd side effects from great sex? I couldn’t hear out of my left ear after busting today.

A long time ago once I shot out seriously 4+ loads at once. My nuts instantly cramped and did not uncramp for like 36 fvcken hours. That was a once in a lifetime experience I think.
I shot 20+ thick ropes, first 6 shooting past her face in the missionary. It looked like 4 or 5 whole eggs worth of stuff. This was obtained by edging for thirty days with no orgasm, high zinc and water intake . And a ton of sexual confidence. I just relaxed and it kept coming. That was only one time .
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Get to the point of almost cumming, the stop. Do that like 10 to 15 times and when you climax, you’ll be cumming like 10 feet away lol
One time I was laying in bed, my gf next to me giving me a HJ.

She was worried about getting shot in the face, so every time I got close she'd stop and purposely point it away.

But she was inadvertently stopping just before the point of no return.

Eventually she got frustrated and forgot.

That one time was enough, and since we were both laying back (her head on my chest) I exploded all over the both of us.

Funniest thing ever. I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes.

She didn't think it was funny.
 

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One time I was laying in bed, my gf next to me giving me a HJ.

She was worried about getting shot in the face, so every time I got close she'd stop and purposely point it away.

But she was inadvertently stopping just before the point of no return.

Eventually she got frustrated and forgot.

That one time was enough, and since we were both laying back (her head on my chest) I exploded all over the both of us.

Funniest thing ever. I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes.

She didn't think it was funny.
My man
 

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Z is for Zinc!:p
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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One time I was laying in bed, my gf next to me giving me a HJ.

She was worried about getting shot in the face, so every time I got close she'd stop and purposely point it away.

But she was inadvertently stopping just before the point of no return.

Eventually she got frustrated and forgot.

That one time was enough, and since we were both laying back (her head on my chest) I exploded all over the both of us.

Funniest thing ever. I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes.

She didn't think it was funny.
So what you’re saying is you’ve had a facial with cvm sprayed all over your face and mouth like a wh0re, nice.
 

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One time I was laying in bed, my gf next to me giving me a HJ.

She was worried about getting shot in the face, so every time I got close she'd stop and purposely point it away.

But she was inadvertently stopping just before the point of no return.

Eventually she got frustrated and forgot.

That one time was enough, and since we were both laying back (her head on my chest) I exploded all over the both of us.

Funniest thing ever. I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes.

She didn't think it was funny.
Hahaha. I believe many here at one point or other will have experienced this^^.

OP, what you experienced is weird man. Never heard of that one, like ever. The next weirdest that I know of is men cumming mix with blood.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I was able to get to a point with that one where it consistently shot to boobs and alot of times to the face from missionary. She'd duck it though. I looked at it as my 3 pointer .
 

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I feel like I'm the only person who when banging just doesn't want to pull out. I'd love to spray on a chicks face but I'm too satisfied leaving it inside.
 

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I have had orgasms Soo hard and depleting that your balls ache. The orgasm wsw definitely powerful and the painful empty nuts was worth it .
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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