"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Anyone get any wierd side effects from great sex? I couldn’t hear out of my left ear after busting today.

A long time ago once I shot out seriously 4+ loads at once. My nuts instantly cramped and did not uncramp for like 36 fvcken hours. That was a once in a lifetime experience I think.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Like a weezing/growling/sighing noise I make on each exhale for like 2 minutes, very rare the orgasm is good enough to get that reaction though.

Met a 21 year old girl off Bumble last night after work and went back to hers after a few drinks, smashed, smashed twice this morning. I had a weird pain in my left testicle for hours after. Also I woke up early and tried to finger her to prep for the morning bang... she farted on my hand.
 

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"Super orgasms"

That's, usually, the goal.
 

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Anyone get any wierd side effects from great sex? I couldn’t hear out of my left ear after busting today.

A long time ago once I shot out seriously 4+ loads at once. My nuts instantly cramped and did not uncramp for like 36 fvcken hours. That was a once in a lifetime experience I think.
I shot 20+ thick ropes, first 6 shooting past her face in the missionary. It looked like 4 or 5 whole eggs worth of stuff. This was obtained by edging for thirty days with no orgasm, high zinc and water intake . And a ton of sexual confidence. I just relaxed and it kept coming. That was only one time .
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Get to the point of almost cumming, the stop. Do that like 10 to 15 times and when you climax, you’ll be cumming like 10 feet away lol
One time I was laying in bed, my gf next to me giving me a HJ.

She was worried about getting shot in the face, so every time I got close she'd stop and purposely point it away.

But she was inadvertently stopping just before the point of no return.

Eventually she got frustrated and forgot.

That one time was enough, and since we were both laying back (her head on my chest) I exploded all over the both of us.

Funniest thing ever. I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes.

She didn't think it was funny.
 

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One time I was laying in bed, my gf next to me giving me a HJ.

She was worried about getting shot in the face, so every time I got close she'd stop and purposely point it away.

But she was inadvertently stopping just before the point of no return.

Eventually she got frustrated and forgot.

That one time was enough, and since we were both laying back (her head on my chest) I exploded all over the both of us.

Funniest thing ever. I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes.

She didn't think it was funny.
My man
 

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Z is for Zinc!:p
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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One time I was laying in bed, my gf next to me giving me a HJ.

She was worried about getting shot in the face, so every time I got close she'd stop and purposely point it away.

But she was inadvertently stopping just before the point of no return.

Eventually she got frustrated and forgot.

That one time was enough, and since we were both laying back (her head on my chest) I exploded all over the both of us.

Funniest thing ever. I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes.

She didn't think it was funny.
So what you’re saying is you’ve had a facial with cvm sprayed all over your face and mouth like a wh0re, nice.
 

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One time I was laying in bed, my gf next to me giving me a HJ.

She was worried about getting shot in the face, so every time I got close she'd stop and purposely point it away.

But she was inadvertently stopping just before the point of no return.

Eventually she got frustrated and forgot.

That one time was enough, and since we were both laying back (her head on my chest) I exploded all over the both of us.

Funniest thing ever. I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes.

She didn't think it was funny.
Hahaha. I believe many here at one point or other will have experienced this^^.

OP, what you experienced is weird man. Never heard of that one, like ever. The next weirdest that I know of is men cumming mix with blood.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I was able to get to a point with that one where it consistently shot to boobs and alot of times to the face from missionary. She'd duck it though. I looked at it as my 3 pointer .
 

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I feel like I'm the only person who when banging just doesn't want to pull out. I'd love to spray on a chicks face but I'm too satisfied leaving it inside.
 

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I have had orgasms Soo hard and depleting that your balls ache. The orgasm wsw definitely powerful and the painful empty nuts was worth it .
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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