"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Super Bowl Today! Giants or Patriots?

Who Will Win The SuperBowl?


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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The roommates and I are throwing one.
 

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I know that I hate the Patriots suck. But they have to win.

comic_relief
 

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[S]alvatore said:
I hope they destroy each other.
Me too. Mostly i hope the patriots impload.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ready123

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man oh man... Brady must be crying right now
 

Ken785

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To go undefeated, then win the Superbowl = You Become a Legend

To go undefeated and lose the Superbowl = All your dreams go up in shambles

I feel sorry for the Patriots...thats gotta hurt!
 

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How IRONIC...it would appear that the New York Giants have chosen to TEMPORARILY change their name to the NEW YORK "SPOILERS"!!!!! :crackup:

...looks like news of the death of the giants was a bit premature, to say the least. So much for the media, the has-been players, the unathletic "commentators", and the bandwagon jumpers' big victory parties they all had planned WEEKS AGO.

I see I voted correctly hours ago. The Mannings are from the Victory Unlimited HOME STATE of Tennessee-----so I'm somewhat happpy for them. But too bad I didn't care enough about the outcome (as neither team was necessarily "my team"). But had I placed a bet...I'd have enough cash right now to buy at least a "small" country...:yes:

Anyway, this just proves that ain't a damn thang over until it's OVER.

Peace to FANS of BOTH of these hard-fighting assed teams.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Giants winning, amazing date, beer, food, and HOuse on after the superbowl..... Best weekend ever
 

i am me

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lakers get gasol...lakers win twice...patriots lose in the best superbowl ive ever seen...great sports weekend yup :)
 

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Does anyone think that possibly the Pats were cheating all season, but only got caught that once? They played really bad this game, they got dominated...very unusual. Kind of makes me feel like they've been cheating all season, weird.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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