"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sunshine Girl Trap

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When younger, I was an AFC. How I did it, I do not know... but I was able to anchor a women. :eek:

After much AFCness and errors, I promptly decided to destroy our relationship and forget about the "love" that people talk about these days. Thus, my state of mind changed and I took the route to become a DJ. I'm still on it and that's why I need your help, DJs.

I know, I know. The Sunshine Girl Trap is as old as the world. I met one.

If you would meet a Sunshine Girl, would you work on it and try to get in her pants or just do not touch it with a ten-foot pole?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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damn I haven't heard that term in a while.

I had a GF that was a sunshine girl once.

it depends on what you want out of her. however both are achieved using the same method.. leave her alone.

sunshine girls crave attention. if you don't give it to them, they chase it, and eventually get desperate, and will literarly fvck their ways to your heart. happens all the time. it was how (not knowing at the time) I got my sunshine Girl.

however, these ar'net women you date seriously or take seriously, so that's the down part about it. however you can't make her what she's not. Get on the ride for your 2 mintues and get off
 

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backbreaker said:
sunshine girls crave attention. if you don't give it to them, they chase it, and eventually get desperate, and will literarly fvck their ways to your heart. happens all the time. it was how (not knowing at the time) I got my sunshine Girl.

however, these ar'net women you date seriously or take seriously, so that's the down part about it. however you can't make her what she's not. Get on the ride for your 2 mintues and get off
. . .Backbreaker . . .It's almost as though a diamond bullet hit you right through the head . . .Excelently put!:up: . . Dealing with SUNSHINE girls is almost like the Bruce Lee so nicely put it in his fighting philosophy . . .

. . .As they expand, you contract . .As they contract you expand . .:box:

. . . . . .I recently had to deal and put up with a particularly nasty Sunshine girl, and suffered for it . .I suppose you live and learn . . .But one thing I found in my particular case is that underneath the Sunshine , they can be nasty/damaged/malicious so I would be very careful . .

. . .And quite dissapointlingly , but rather predictably, I found , is that as soon as you put a small but considerable obstacle before them they will turn tail and run rather than deal with it . . . And they will run to the next idiot who willl be prepared to either bend over backward for them, and/or validate their crap . . .

Hope this helps . .
 

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backbreaker said:
sunshine girls crave attention. if you don't give it to them, they chase it, and eventually get desperate, and will literarly fvck their ways to your heart. happens all the time. it was how (not knowing at the time) I got my sunshine Girl.

however, these ar'net women you date seriously or take seriously, so that's the down part about it. however you can't make her what she's not. Get on the ride for your 2 mintues and get off
Thank you kind sir! I'ma keep my eyes open and dig my way in. (no puns intended)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Girls who are always in dire need of attention and will do whatever they can to get it. (Or something close to this.)

(I was actually gonna link the Urban Dictionnary definition and stopped when I saw that it was all but accurate for the situation :crackup: )
 
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