"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sunglasses at night? Cool or too duchbaggish?

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Rogue

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I've worked in two restaurants which were in the high end, expensive, ritzy, snobby area of town. Whenever someone wore sunglasses at night, it just pointed out they're an idiot.

But go ahead and do it. It's just less competition for the rest of us.
The club is not the place to do it because most of what people wear to clubs they wouldnt rock on a daily basis.
Wearing sunglasses in dark nightclubs is code for being high on ecstasy.
 

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TheBaconator said:
I've always felt that people wearing sunglasses at night were trying to hard to look cool, however i'm contemplating wearing them out this weekend (silver ones) cuz I shaved and now regret it cuz I look 15 and have doubts a woman will take me seriously.

What do you guys think of dudes who wear glasses out?

Also, any other tips to make myself look like i'm not a freshman in HS until I grow out my facial hair again?

I guess it really depends on the venue. If you are wondering if you look like a douche bag you probably do then (because you give off insecure vibes)... Especially if its a pair of nerdy Blues Brothers specs.
 
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