"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Summers here, Whadda-fvck You Doing About It?

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So summer is here gentlemen. This passed year for many of us was a leap in the direction to Manhood, to learning the Art of the Don Juan.
As we learned and continue to learn, we aspire to reach our goals; the best 4 years we can possibly make. This year I overcame a oneitis that took me nearly 7 months to break[as I had her for months, but teenage drama shined its face at us].
Fvck the passed though. In this game I don't want to ponder the Could-Have-Beens. I want to make the best of myself so a week from now, a month, even a year I can say instead of a could-have-been it just was.
So what are your goals for this summer? How will the DJ in you work himself during the offseason? Will he work his ass of for hsi full potential, or take a break and misout on 3 months worth the improvement?
I know I have my summer goals.
I plan to setup a 6 day a week workout routine to bulk for next year. A better physique will improve my confidence. I plan to mack the hell out of girls on my 2-week beach vacation. Hope fro some poon. I want stop smokign bud[cost to much $$] and kill my stoner-druggie rep[this is how I'm known to 90% of my grade]. I definatly need to get my Lax skills up. I need to make JV next year, I jsut started playing a month ago.
My major goal though si to live it up in these months.

I'm not sure if i was going anywhere with this..i guess:what are your usmmer goals?any comments for me? suggestions?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Get a job

Get swole

Get throwed

Get some pvssy
 

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Good analysis!

I'm moving in with my cousin down in Las Vegas.:cool:

I'll get me a job so I can buy my healthy food and help on rent a little. Fix up my uncle's car a little so I can drive and ****.

Work my tail off to make the basketball team at my new school, and definitely get some pussy.
 

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have fun.
Swimming down in the creek
hanging with friends
go to graduation parties
play baseball
get some muff
hopefully go to Florida and Georgia
 

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I'm moving out of my house and living on campus for the first 6 weeks of summer.

I'm going to do well in my classes when on campus and get myself an internship at a company in California.

I'm going to live in California for the other 6 weeks of summer and enjoy myself.

Gonna work out hardcore at the university, get ripped for fall quarter.

Work on my guitar playing skills and become good at playing.

Meet a ton of new people on campus and wherever I go to internship at.

Prepare myself for college life as best as possible.

Try to get with some girls, however it's not a priority. In the fall there will be MANY fine girls to choose from :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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-Getting a JOB so I can fix my car and have some left over money

-Working out, playing bball

-Hanging out and enjoying the summer because in the fall I start college:eek:

-Possibly somewhere in between there maybe throw in a couple convo's with some girls.
 

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How about learning to spell or type at least a little more coherantly.
 

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1. Get a job. (check)

2. Swap my acoustic guitar for electric cause my motor skills suck and an electric's easier to play.

3. Actually learn to play it.

4. Possibly take karate lessons so I'll be able to handle myself better in a fight.

5. Mack like there's no tomorrow.
 
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I'm going to Tibet and El Salvador for exploration of the ganja.

Get ripped. Get a job, buy lots of weed and alcohol...stock up on weed.

Go out on dates with the chicks I've gotten numbers from and meeting more chicks.

Try to get a new car.

Smoke weed.

OH, and buy some recording equipment, a mixer, some turntables, an amp, an equalizer, a bass guitar, an FX processor, a new guitar, and a drum kit. and a children's story player.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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the ganja. Good stuff man. I need to quit till I get a job though, I'm currently an "Afterschool Special".
^whats all the tech equipment for?

JSH:Sorry I was inspired, I didn't feel like wasting 30 seconds to spell check all my grammatical mistake. My bad.:rolleyes:
Thansk deeloo:)

We should keep this post going, so when everyone completes a goal, they can let us all know.
-peace
 
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Well because I found out that my focus isn't majoring in law, business, or football....Its MUSIC. I've always had something for music and until now I realize that it's the one thing that keeps me alive in a way. And I've got a lot to say and music is a perfect way to express that. I've got a friend who has the a **** load of equipment that he needs to get rid of before he moves on to graduate school in Boston around August and I'm probably gonna get the stuff, and he's done small club sets with a lot of that equipment so its tried and tested equipment. All I need to do is rewire and sound proof a barn another friend of mines has like 10 minutes from my place. And then I need to find 3 or 4 *******s that are serious about jammin' like the old ways.
 

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Originally posted by deeloo
coherently..
damn, i knew it looked wrong but i was busy, anyway your allowed one in a post. :D

No worries pat, it was good natured.
 
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