"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Summer goals.

DogFashionDisco

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Well, summer break's basically here, and I'm gonna change a lot over the summer. There are some problems that I need to address, and it's time I solve them. My goals include:


- Start working out. I hate to say it, but I haven't lifted a weight in a long time. It's pretty obvious that I have skinny arms with a small amount of muscle on them. I'm hoping to change that.

- Rejoin martial arts. This sounds pretty pathetic, but I joined martial arts a while ago. It was pretty fun, I even showed a friend, and he joined like 4 months after. Well, then I got a little lazy, quit it, and now my friend is better than me! Well, I'm gonna rejoin martial arts and hopefully catch up with my friend.

- Get a tan. Strange enough, I wear a sweatshirt quite alot. Since I live in Washington, we don't get a whole lot of sun, and when we do, I'm not out to get a sunburn.

- Get my braces off. I've had braces for a long time, and in August (school starts back on the 31st of August), I plan on getting them off. With no braces, not only will I have a way better smile, but my self esteem will skyrocket and I will turn from wimp to pimp! :cool:

- Start practicing guitar. I'm a lazy son of a *****, and most of the time I like to have fun instead of practicing my guitar. I plan on learning and perfecting 10 songs over the summer.

- Practice singing. I am a pretty good singer, I've gotta admit, but I could be better. I'm gonna do a whole lot of singing over the summer, and when I return, I hopefully will form or join a band, becoming the lead singer. I also need to practice my songwriting.

- Quit playing video games and jerking off. Summer gets boring; everyone goes through it. Most kids turn to video games and/or masturbation to pass the time. I, on the other hand, will actually occupy my time with something production such as weight lifting, exercising, playing my guitar, and singing.

- Get the red crap off my face. I'm not quite sure what it is, but I have some red splotches on my face, and I'm hoping to remove them. I've visited a dermatologist, and it could be either rosetia or something else. It can either be treated with some weird face cream or zapping my face with a laser! Either way, I hope to get the red crap off before I return to school.

- Grow some balls. I might have to do some pretty embarassing things in order for me to get over this shyness of mine. But it's necessary, and will help a whole lot with approaching.

- Improve conversation skills. I've gotta admit, I suck ass at conversing with chicks, I just don't know what to say. Well that's gonna change over time with practice. When I return to school, I'll be able to easily talk to any chick without hesitation due to not knowing what to say.

- Improve comedy skills. I am a funny guy, but there's always room for improvement. I'll be watching Comedy Central alot whenever I have the time.


It's quite alot, so I have work to do. When I return in like 3 months, I'm gonna be a totally changed person, for the better. Not only will my handling with the ladies be better, but so will my musical talent, atheletic ability, and comedy skills.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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penkitten

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can i ask a silly question?

what does jerking off have anything to do with anything?

i mean , come on, are you really going to never jerk off again?

if so, what will it prove? that you can go a long time without it? thats not a very hopeful future. you wanna find someone who can accomplish this with, right?
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
can i ask a silly question?

what does jerking off have anything to do with anything?

i mean , come on, are you really going to never jerk off again?

if so, what will it prove? that you can go a long time without it? thats not a very hopeful future. you wanna find someone who can accomplish this with, right?
Jerking off is one of the causes of my laziness with chicks, that's why. I'm not really gonna 'stop' it forever, but I will definately try to limit it as much as possible.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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undesputable

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jerking off is a beautiful tool to get that "x factor" that i really cant describe and dont like it too much out of you. dont overuse it, dont underuse it...thats all.

other than that, nice plan. hope you stick to it.
 
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