"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Successful Approach

TheMaestro87

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Just made a quick approach on a new girl who caught my eye at work. Just introduced myself quick after not giving her much attention since the beginning of the night (we work 5 30 - 9, I'm at work now). Anyways, made some basic eye contact, nothing major then went up and introduced myself during the break. Talked to her about work (it's her first day) and how it is. Definitely came across as funny and outgoing. I told her I'd add her on facebook but I'm just going to get her number after work and not call her until next week Tuesday or something. Only reason I told her I'd add her on facebook was so I could ask the spelling of her name (I zoned out and missed it when she introduced herself). Anyways, just a little success story (so far), I'll have updates to come.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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TheMaestro87

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And got the number easy. Ended up adding her on facebook at the advice of a friend (he's a constant browser here). She has a boyfriend. Kinda sucks, but her sorority is next door so hopefully she introduces me to some of her sisters.
 

marinetti

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a sorority girl? dude, you've found the ultimate gatekeeper here.

congrats.
 

TheMaestro87

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What do you mean? I meet sorority girls everyday. I'm in college almost at the top of the fast growing fraternity on campus. I'll most likely be president next year.
 
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