"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Success last night! Fat tuesday - [PICS]

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Heya guys,

last night I really applied some forward thinking from what I've read on the site. Like I have said in a previous thread, I'm not at all afraid of approaching girls, I just have a difficult time getting past the Hi and onto conversation. Closing and getting the girl interested is fairly easy for me after that initial awkwardness... That I'm working on!

Anyways, thought I'd share a pic - I got both of these girls numbers and also a nice flash. I also got another girls number so a total of three. It's not work safe, so don't click it if you can't have breasts on your screen.

[nws] http://www.godsofdebauchery.com/chry/tittiesx2.jpg

Also, you can see I'm not the most attractive guy, but it doesn't really matter :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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nice bro..lol..

Was that a bar? share with us how the convo got to the boobies out stage.
 
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Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
Welcome to the boards.

The girl on the right is a little chunky (Perfect for Fat Tuesday!). Stay away from her if she's hungry or you may never see a Fat Tuesday again!! :eek:

The girl on the left kinda has a belly.

As you use the info on this site you will get hotter girls.

Good Luck.
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Dude, shutup. For real. Your detraction shows your insecurity.

Mystify, great job dude! Know that you're ahead of like 90% of the people that frequent this community. Major props! Wish I coulda made it out to New Orleans as I live in Baton Rouge, but I didn't have a ride. Looks like you made up for me not being there lol! :D
 
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Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
Welcome to the boards.

The girl on the right is a little chunky (Perfect for Fat Tuesday!). Stay away from her if she's hungry or you may never see a Fat Tuesday again!! :eek:

The girl on the left kinda has a belly.

As you use the info on this site you will get hotter girls.

Good Luck.
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Crap, Duke beat me to it, Knock it off, you queen. The chick on the left is hot as hell. Let me guess, you like scrawny chicks?
 
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GRATS and I swear i know those tits on the left from some where....
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Avatar
Welcome to the boards.

The girl on the right is a little chunky (Perfect for Fat Tuesday!). Stay away from her if she's hungry or you may never see a Fat Tuesday again!!

The girl on the left kinda has a belly.

As you use the info on this site you will get hotter girls.

Good Luck..
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Is this the kind of mentality one needs to really be a DJ. Im lost I would get totaly wound up over the one on the left.
 
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Originally posted by sinned
Is this the kind of mentality one needs to really be a DJ. Im lost I would get totaly wound up over the one on the left.
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:confused: That's what I thought. The one on the left is attractive definitely.
 
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The girl on the left is a definite tap, the one on the right,...'eh,..she probably gives a good hummer.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Haha.. didn't realize Mardi Gras was such a big deal all the way out in Duckland. Thought for a moment there was another Louisianian on the board... good picture.
 
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Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
Welcome to the boards.

The girl on the right is a little chunky (Perfect for Fat Tuesday!). Stay away from her if she's hungry or you may never see a Fat Tuesday again!! :eek:

The girl on the left kinda has a belly.

As you use the info on this site you will get hotter girls.

Good Luck.
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I wonder what women think of you, while we're at this, why don't you post a picture of yourself in a women's forum and see what kind of honest responses you get.

Dunno about those broads flashing their b00bs... seems like they were drunk and were in a party mood so dunno about the genuine number giving...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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